Sunday, September 10, 2006

SeX fOr MeDicAl clAim....

It's another weekend for most but to me is WORK STRESS DEADLINES, WORK STRESS DEADLINES, WORK STRESS DEADLINES ......never ending !!!

So to get this blog going and not STRESSED out for being left untouch....here something for a big laugh...

This is a story revolve around Ah Lien & Seng Ko....
Ah Lien and Seng Ko lived next to each other....namely neighbour la dia pa....

One day Ah Lien & Seng Ko arrange an appointment with a sex therapist at ABC hospital... Upon reaching the office of the sex therapist, they were called in to meet the doc....


Doc: What can I do for you?

Seng Ko: Will you watch Ah Lien & me ush ush ah...we need your expert analysis?

Doc: *blink blink eyes Okey puzzly agreed.

After 30 mins later Seng Ko & Ah Lien finished their business ....

Doc: I don't see anything wrong with the way you ush ush and she ah ah...you may go now....

Seng Ko and Ah Lien left the doc office and paid RM60.00 ....
This happened several weeks in a row. Seng Ko & Ah Lien would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally one day....when they returned to see the doc....


Doc: Eh Seng Ko gua mianyak pening lar...every weeks lu mari sama tu Ah Lien, just exactly what lu trying to find out or show me ah?

Seng Ko: No ah no ah, we tarak want to find out anything. I tell u ah ...tu Ah Lien, sudah married and we can't go to her house.... and me also married and we can't go to my house. Shangri-la Penang charges RM250.00, Tg Bungah hotel charges RM280.00, Crown Prince charges RM230.00. So we do it here for RM60.00, cheaper... sum more can get that back from Medical Claim mah....

Doc: Bingung......

=P Muahahhahahahahahha

14 comments:

nyonyapenang said...

hahaha... medical chit write 'consultation for ush, ush'

**L-Y-N** said...

=P geng idea to get ur $ refund and still song song oh!!!

Kenny Ng said...

wakakakakakaka... y not just go to motel? anyway the doctor untung la, can watch live show somemore earn $$$.

ah nel said...

now i noe whre u owes chk in...LOL

**L-Y-N** said...

*Kenny* aiyo pi motel hw to calim back....!!! ur co ada cover motel expenses kar? Walau geng oh

*Ah Nel* =P u wanna tangkap basah sama gua ah?

Cyberkunt said...

this story copy from one of many email jokes circulating around but with some minor changes. Read it many years back. Thumb down for you for being a copy cat

**L-Y-N** said...

*cyberkunt* Yeah yeah this was a fwded msg with some edition to make the stressed ppl laugh ....I ain't siad it's belong to me hahahhaha anyway thanks ya for dropping by ya !!!

Ang Gu Gu said...

wah..Why everywhere i go also this topic one post =p Kenny also, you also...Maybe now is the season issit?

Next post ill update myself and post too..hahaha~

If me i go poliklinik =p Not even Rm60, its just Rm30 and still can claim also! Claim insurance also can~~!

Cocka Doodle said...

Hi Lyn, thanks for stopping by my 2-sen blog.

Nice blog you have here. Errr....want to go to the clinic with me?? ;p
Muahahaha!!!!

ah nel said...
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ah nel said...

u reli wana go basah basah with me???LOL

**L-Y-N** said...

*Ang Gu Gu* Musim post ni maciam mia post marr...Kenny sama gua ni ada penyakit semacam...Eh lu mana kerja dapat claim insurance one...

*Cocka* I lurp lurp your blog full of cocky...thingy hehehe...lu clinic mana pi...

*Ah Nel* =p can can....

Cocka Doodle said...

Why so long no update wan? Fatt mo ledi your blog.

**L-Y-N** said...

muahahhahaha really really Fatt mo larr my blog...me bz like hell this few weeks....=@ janji will blog bagui bagui later hahhhaha