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R u the right candidate?

R u available immediately?

Then u have landed at the right blog :P ......(not me hiring la) BUT I have one promising job for you ... APPLY NOW and I believe you won't regret it !! :)

Oppsss if anyone understand the language do share lar as I am interested too wahhahaha

nAtIOnAl 101

Ok...it may be late for me to update my blog though I swear that I will get it going....but like the saying goes "you never too late if you start it now :P" so...here you go in conjunction with our National Day.....here your guide to being a TRUE Mailai sai yan.....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Tak bukan tak lagi.... Maggi Mee la...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Aiyahhh.....Traffic Jam everywhere la....

NATIONAL CONDOM:
NONE.Most Malaysians still feel "paiseh" to get one, so the easiest and safer place is at 7-11, rushed in, grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye....

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple ...Errrr benarkah?????

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no watersupply,going to watch " Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
DO THEY HAVE ONE ????? ~~~ Malaysian men NEVER refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; TIGER BALM to the rescue !!!

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

Milo as 'Mee Lo', and more sophisticated, u can even say "My Lo".

On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. It sounds better, when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". So don't be embarrased mis pronounced the name when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan"

One word for all....Be proud to be Malai sia yan...caused no one can EXCEPT you...MALAYSIA BULEH !!!

H.P.P.Y ~~ M.E.R.D.E.K.A ~~ D.A.Y

WhAt'S mOre PaInfUl tHeN tHis......

Okey here what's actually happened lately........

Err year back (hmmm quite long time jor) I broke up with my 9 yrs boypren (Ah Nel I knew u read this surely feel like WINNER hit jackpot : P ) then moved out from the so call my "home-sweet-home".

Struggling then ....going up hill down hill up hill down hill to get my almost half dead self settled with new home...

Feelings tired, sad, depressed I drown (ohhh should be the BEST words to describe) myself into blogging...staying up late to keep on writing, writing n writing....I used to dream to be like Kenny Sia (LOL) ~~ Alrite this may sounds like "thick face" mia thingy to reavel..so if u laughing at it now then stop reading ok ELSE "tiam tiam" and keep on reading....after all he is "gua mia gau cheong" ah!!

From there I found strength to go on with life...as sudah ada meaning and focus mah....so mar continue to wrote looo...

In between I got converted from my contract job position to a full time employee in the HELL co (my x co la now) :P then my life start to CHANGED.............day nite day nite work work work n work....till I really have no life....and lost interest to write anymore....of course NOT that I give up to become like Kenny but life seems too tough.....

So...the last blog stay there untouch like ages..............

Till then...I met someone.... :) Life start to give some new lights....so have to concentrate park toh-ing oh...I did once a while write lar but getting lesser n lesser time lar.....What to do...work like HELL some more need to make time for new love, "ah boh" later kena dump again :(

So lifes goes on n on n on....

A month ago....I finally decided to leave the HELL after year++. Stepping out from there I thought I finally found HEAVEN..but guess life never easy on me...I ended up in another tough time in another NEW co....so life goes on work n work n work n work AGAIN....

Total about A year and 1 month now...FINALLY I AM BACK...!!! Some loyal readers of my blog....does prompt me a question on this sudden return...

Am I breaking up with the new boypren AGAIN...(what to do part of writing blog previously is the caused of this) :) :) :) BUT OF COURSE NO SUCH REASON !!!

Life can be tough and painful BUT...do you think it will be as painful as this???

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SEE THAT HALF OF MY TOE NAIL LOST????
That is the MOST painful thing... :(

How that happened??? I ain't know... The last thing I did is get my pedicure...then when I removed the nail polish the cell is DEAD !!! GOSH ...

SOMEONE PURRRREEEAASSEEE let me know if you happen to know any cure!!!!

LyN....bAcK tO bLoGgIng

Yeah!!! that is right....Lynn is back..just as the title stated...

Gosh it's been ages since missing in action, though a couple of fans :) still keep track of my blog but I ain't know there's this 2 "siau kia" really do stopped by still...kamsiah ah brader Nel & Kenny..

Guess I missed out all that's going on since errrrr when was the last posting of gua ah (blink blink)...

Believe it or not me hampir hampir forget how to log in and my own accout WAHAHHHAHHAHHA....

Anyway this is it......

What happened?????

Hmmm it's long long long long story.....a not happily ever after fairy tale....

Life been tough lately.....up hill down hill up hill down hill...haih...that is what happened jor.

What NEXT????

Start a new life larrr....what else...so keep on checking lar for the NEW FOUND LYN :)

mUsT oR mUsT nOT ~~~ T.R.Y???

Ahcuiiiiiiiiiii opppsss soli..bless me bless me =p
FLU...gosh I been attacked again hope after this post me no go "outstation" again...
CILAkA today just got my flu vaccine injected in my body and I GOT FLU..FUCK !!

**watching tv...kekkekekeke advertisment on CICAK-MAN..movie yg di nanti2 kan wahahha...been non stop laffing on this since the preview of this movie ...

Okay...stop talking craps....that's not the blog of today....'bout

This is it........

Okie...WAIT !!!! me not insulting anyone by this post.....anyone that reading it is by means on your own interest...no FORCE....wahahhahaa

One glace is just a normal roasted babi but if there's just one dish that can make anyone remember after their visit to Bali is this delicacy....~~BABI GULING aka GULING CELENG aka Suckling pig.

Of course me nv been to Bali yet, but my colleague cum neigbour cube mate cum housemate..=P recommeded to me this afternoon...said he is ichi-ban...(trust him or noe...up to u lar...after all he oso nv taste it when there hahahaha)...

So feeling regreted he borrowed the recipe book. So here u go lar...test it out on ur own if u never ever will get to Bali ...at least can DIY hahahha

Ingredients:

1 suckling pig weight 6-8kg (13-17lb) ~~ gai the pig oso seems quite heavy
1 1/2 tablespoon salt
10 shallots, peeled & sliced
6 cloves garlic, peeled & chopped
5cm (2in) ginger, peeled & chopped ~~ err y need to be so accurate...me dunno dun ask
15 candlenuts, chopped
10cm (4 in) fresh turmeric, peeled & chopped
2 tablespoon coriander seeds, crushed
5 cm (2in) laos, finely chooped
25-30 bird's eye chillies, sliced
10 stalks lemon grass, sliced
1 tablespoon black peppercorns, crushed
1 teaspoon dried shrimp paste, roasted
5 fragrant lime leaves, finely shredded
2 salam leaves
2 1/2 tablespoons oil
4 tablespoons turmeric water

Now the important parts --the steps to cook:

-Ensure the inside of the suckling pig is COMPLETELY cleaned out, season inside & out with salt
-Combine all the ingredients, except turmeric water & mix throughtly.
- Fill inside of suckling pig with the mixture, close belly with string or thin satay skewer.
- Rub the outside pig with turmeric water till skins is shiny yellow
- Place on roasting rack & roast in hot oven (220c/425F) for approx 1 hr
- Rest for 10 mins in warm place before serving.....

Serving:

- When serve first remove the crisp skin with strong carving knive.
- Loosen meat from the bones and cut into even dice or slices
- Placed a heaped tablespoon of stuffing on each serving place, top with meat and skin
- Can be served with steam rice

If you have large BBQ with a rotisserie or constantly turning spit, you can cook the pig over charcoal for an authentic Balinese flavour....

ENJOY IT....

WhOSe Ur FaV???

I believe if I were to ask the kids nowdays to list down their favourite SUPERHERO....you probably can hear them shouting either one of them ....

SUPERMAN

BATMAN

SPIDERMAN

ULTRAMAN

X-MAN

But after severals years from NOW what you think you will hear them shout ???

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CICAKMAN

MUAHAHHAHHA laugh as much as you wish.....this gonna be our NEW listed superhero in near future...check out what our NEW SUPERHERO character is like at www.cicakman.com (LOL ~~ got soundtrack & trailer to whahahahahah)

f.U.C.K

First of all this ain't 18SX blog so those daddy and mommy out there no need to worry =p.Today I received a forwarded message from a friend and after read through...it really showed me the new insight of the wonderful words of "FUCK"....

So me thought it will be good to eduacte all if some may not know about it...read through it to believe it yourself....

The word FUCK perhaps is the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today which most may not realise. It's one magical word, which, just by it's sound can desrcribe

1) Pain
2) Pleasure
3) Love
4) Hate

In language it falls into many categories, it can be used as :

1) Verb, both transitive (ie: John fucked Mary)
2) And intransitive passive verb(ie: Mary really doesn't give a fuck)
3) Or an adverb (ie: Mary is fucking interested in John)
4) And as a noun (ie: Mary is terrible fuck)
5) As adjective (ie: Mary is fucking beautiful)

Besides, its sexual connotations, this INCREDIBLE word can be used to describe your daily situations:
Greetings............"Good morning boss, how the fuck are you today?"
Fraud..................."I get fucked by the char keow teow aunty"
Dismay................."Oh! fuck it"
Trouble................"Well, I guess the boss are fucked now"
Aggression..........." FUCK YOU"
Disgust.................."FUCK ME"
Confusion.............."What the fuck--?"
Difficulty................"I don't understand the fucking shit during the meeting with my boss"
Despair..................."Fucked again"
Incompetence........"He/She fucked up the whole damn proposal"
Displeasure............."What the fuck is going on with the boss today"
Lost.........................."Where the fuck are this company leading to"
Disbelief..................."Unfuckingbelievable!!"
Retaliation..............."Up your fucking ass!!"

It can be used in an anatomical description ~~" He's a fucking asshole
It can be used to tell time ~~"It's five fucking thirty"
It can be be maternal ~~"As in " Motherfucker"
It can be political ~~"Fuck ?????"

And never forget General Custer's last words: " Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"
Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And last but not least the immortal words of Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from ?"

Now do you see how creative this word can be used...so how can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK" ???? Use it frequently in your daily speech and spice up your daily communicaton with it.....

I'm sure you FUCKING enjoy reading this to reach till the end....hahahahah FUCK YOU !!!!