nAtIOnAl 101

Ok...it may be late for me to update my blog though I swear that I will get it going....but like the saying goes "you never too late if you start it now :P" so...here you go in conjunction with our National Day.....here your guide to being a TRUE Mailai sai yan.....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Tak bukan tak lagi.... Maggi Mee la...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Aiyahhh.....Traffic Jam everywhere la....

NATIONAL CONDOM:
NONE.Most Malaysians still feel "paiseh" to get one, so the easiest and safer place is at 7-11, rushed in, grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye....

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple ...Errrr benarkah?????

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no watersupply,going to watch " Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
DO THEY HAVE ONE ????? ~~~ Malaysian men NEVER refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; TIGER BALM to the rescue !!!

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

Milo as 'Mee Lo', and more sophisticated, u can even say "My Lo".

On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. It sounds better, when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". So don't be embarrased mis pronounced the name when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan"

One word for all....Be proud to be Malai sia yan...caused no one can EXCEPT you...MALAYSIA BULEH !!!

H.P.P.Y ~~ M.E.R.D.E.K.A ~~ D.A.Y