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nAtIOnAl 101

Ok...it may be late for me to update my blog though I swear that I will get it going....but like the saying goes "you never too late if you start it now :P" so...here you go in conjunction with our National Day.....here your guide to being a TRUE Mailai sai yan.....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Tak bukan tak lagi.... Maggi Mee la...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Aiyahhh.....Traffic Jam everywhere la....

NATIONAL CONDOM:
NONE.Most Malaysians still feel "paiseh" to get one, so the easiest and safer place is at 7-11, rushed in, grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye....

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple ...Errrr benarkah?????

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no watersupply,going to watch " Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
DO THEY HAVE ONE ????? ~~~ Malaysian men NEVER refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; TIGER BALM to the rescue !!!

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

Milo as 'Mee Lo', and more sophisticated, u can even say "My Lo".

On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. It sounds better, when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". So don't be embarrased mis pronounced the name when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan"

One word for all....Be proud to be Malai sia yan...caused no one can EXCEPT you...MALAYSIA BULEH !!!

H.P.P.Y ~~ M.E.R.D.E.K.A ~~ D.A.Y

WhAt'S mOre PaInfUl tHeN tHis......

Okey here what's actually happened lately........

Err year back (hmmm quite long time jor) I broke up with my 9 yrs boypren (Ah Nel I knew u read this surely feel like WINNER hit jackpot : P ) then moved out from the so call my "home-sweet-home".

Struggling then ....going up hill down hill up hill down hill to get my almost half dead self settled with new home...

Feelings tired, sad, depressed I drown (ohhh should be the BEST words to describe) myself into blogging...staying up late to keep on writing, writing n writing....I used to dream to be like Kenny Sia (LOL) ~~ Alrite this may sounds like "thick face" mia thingy to reavel..so if u laughing at it now then stop reading ok ELSE "tiam tiam" and keep on reading....after all he is "gua mia gau cheong" ah!!

From there I found strength to go on with life...as sudah ada meaning and focus mah....so mar continue to wrote looo...

In between I got converted from my contract job position to a full time employee in the HELL co (my x co la now) :P then my life start to CHANGED.............day nite day nite work work work n work....till I really have no life....and lost interest to write anymore....of course NOT that I give up to become like Kenny but life seems too tough.....

So...the last blog stay there untouch like ages..............

Till then...I met someone.... :) Life start to give some new lights....so have to concentrate park toh-ing oh...I did once a while write lar but getting lesser n lesser time lar.....What to do...work like HELL some more need to make time for new love, "ah boh" later kena dump again :(

So lifes goes on n on n on....

A month ago....I finally decided to leave the HELL after year++. Stepping out from there I thought I finally found HEAVEN..but guess life never easy on me...I ended up in another tough time in another NEW co....so life goes on work n work n work n work AGAIN....

Total about A year and 1 month now...FINALLY I AM BACK...!!! Some loyal readers of my blog....does prompt me a question on this sudden return...

Am I breaking up with the new boypren AGAIN...(what to do part of writing blog previously is the caused of this) :) :) :) BUT OF COURSE NO SUCH REASON !!!

Life can be tough and painful BUT...do you think it will be as painful as this???

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SEE THAT HALF OF MY TOE NAIL LOST????
That is the MOST painful thing... :(

How that happened??? I ain't know... The last thing I did is get my pedicure...then when I removed the nail polish the cell is DEAD !!! GOSH ...

SOMEONE PURRRREEEAASSEEE let me know if you happen to know any cure!!!!

LyN....bAcK tO bLoGgIng

Yeah!!! that is right....Lynn is back..just as the title stated...

Gosh it's been ages since missing in action, though a couple of fans :) still keep track of my blog but I ain't know there's this 2 "siau kia" really do stopped by still...kamsiah ah brader Nel & Kenny..

Guess I missed out all that's going on since errrrr when was the last posting of gua ah (blink blink)...

Believe it or not me hampir hampir forget how to log in and my own accout WAHAHHHAHHAHHA....

Anyway this is it......

What happened?????

Hmmm it's long long long long story.....a not happily ever after fairy tale....

Life been tough lately.....up hill down hill up hill down hill...haih...that is what happened jor.

What NEXT????

Start a new life larrr....what else...so keep on checking lar for the NEW FOUND LYN :)