Friday, September 22, 2006

dInE iN aT A.U.D.E.E.S


Wow it's real darn long since I blog blog...thousands apology for mia peminat-peminat setia =P Me fall sick for almost 2 wks, then after, me too buzeee with work...work work...too muchy tension ...after work back sleep work back sleep...so can't even stay up late to blog...oppppss talk too much craps...

Okay okay...cut that out...ni blog gua ada intention mau win sama tu Ah Nel (he blog too much on food d lately...at the Jln Song...) then to Cocka....me kena perli d so kisau, me now stay up at 12a oso gua buka mata besor besor BLOGGGGGGGGGGGG hahahhaa

Last week was my fren ~~ Luan 's butt day..so we decided to dine at one of the new restaurant in town.....AUDEES ~~ Cuisine.Wine.Jazz

We went to Audee restaurant which was located at the heart of Georgetown ~~ Burmah Road...At first glance in the day the restaurant was just normal but in the evening....GOSH...I believe the place will be able to pamper all the diners who urge for such an atmosphere....
You can get to dine and wine and enjoy the jazz musical...hmmmm...
We reached there about 730pm....and the placed was light up purrrrfffeeccctly....


Ample Parking with a car valet service

We were greeted with a warm welcome and smile and then was ushered to our VIP place....=) hehehehee....so called leh as it was isolated to one corner....


As usual eveli 1 say cheeesee to "post for mia blog.."
geng geng solli eh no intention to post ur faces but just wanna
show the table setting =P

We then were buzzly turning n turning the pages of the menu....eveli thing looked so well written till me oso dunno WTH all that fancy fancy ingriedient in that list....so ended up 7 out of 8 we choosed the set dinner......


Oh paiseh paiseh...the place was too lomantic...too dim
to captured cleared pic..anyway this is I curi curi asked the waiter to
bring me back after order placed eh....so when he buzzzy serving us
gua mai cipat cipat click click.....hehehehehhee

SET DINNER

Beer Batter Soft Shell Crab w/Spicy Thai Sauce,
Seafood Salad, & Rocket Salad with Italian Dressing


Tips: that green green leaves can eat
not for decoration nia~~REALLY we sapu habis
all of the dish =P

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Soup of the day....(fatt mo soup =p)

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Stuffed chicken with Mushroom in Black Pepper Sauce
Served with Saute Udon, Enoki Mushroom & Vegetables

OR

Pan Fried Salmon Darne with Gratined Potato, Grilled Vegetables
and Mushroom Cream sauce

OR

Char Grilled Ribeye Steak with Green Peppercorn Sauce
Served with grilled Vegetables & Rosemary Sweet Potato
(RECOMMENDED....)

OR

Tempura Prawn with spaghetti, Mushroom, Olive, Zucchini
in Chili Cream Sauce

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Vanilla Creme Brulee & Espresso Cream Brulee
Served with Green tea Ice Cream


Green Tea Ice Cream???? Hhhehehh no tipu ni really got one
just that day the chef tukar recipe...we get Vanilla instead...
with some "lok kok chau mia batang" & roti canai =P

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Coffee OR Tea

While enjoying our dinner....we have the ala jazz singers....came to sang some songs to our butt day gal...errr...first they sang BYE BYE LOVE....GOSH...KNN ppl butt day they ssng this kinda of song...ada pulak chorus : Bubbyee Bubbbyeee Love, Bubbbye Bubbye happiness...HELLO LONELINESS I THINK I'M GONNA DIE FUCK!!!

Some more came that time...we planned to give suprise to butt day gal...they go and say we will wait for your butt day cake...then we sing...luckly ada sorang gua mia frenz pandai acting...buat kenyik kenyik mata....so the singers oso ada received signal larr....then just sang the songs nia ah

Next we tarak syiok and puas hati, asked them to come and act again....this time with the cake & flowers presented....(NOT bake or arranged by the restaurant ~~ we all beli kat island mouse mia)

Here they came to sang AGAIN...this time sang butt day song ala jazz modified by them a bit from the normal butt day song larr....Ohhhh they do sang a couple other songs...~~ Yippie Yippie YAH YAH ....Everything I do, I do it for U....err got or noe...???? =P


After finished our dinner....we cha bo geng as usual KPC + sua pa kau went and explored the place....


Al Fresco Dining


Open Kitchen


The Wine Cellar ~~More then 250 labels of wines
to choose from

Oppppssss, there's a so called look a like pub area for relaxing...upstairs...it was fully occupied so me no captured pic of it looo =( but it's really a nice place..with the cozy sourounding and nice sofa....=) with band playing songs....


HaPpy ButT dAy ~~ LuAn...hOPe u Njoy & hAve FuN
tHat NiTe

TOTAL COST SPENT FOR DINNER: RM577.30
WORTH EVERY SINGLE CENTS!


We ended up in BED with this lucky guy =P
for the next outing....YEAH!!!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

SeX fOr MeDicAl clAim....

It's another weekend for most but to me is WORK STRESS DEADLINES, WORK STRESS DEADLINES, WORK STRESS DEADLINES ......never ending !!!

So to get this blog going and not STRESSED out for being left untouch....here something for a big laugh...

This is a story revolve around Ah Lien & Seng Ko....
Ah Lien and Seng Ko lived next to each other....namely neighbour la dia pa....

One day Ah Lien & Seng Ko arrange an appointment with a sex therapist at ABC hospital... Upon reaching the office of the sex therapist, they were called in to meet the doc....


Doc: What can I do for you?

Seng Ko: Will you watch Ah Lien & me ush ush ah...we need your expert analysis?

Doc: *blink blink eyes Okey puzzly agreed.

After 30 mins later Seng Ko & Ah Lien finished their business ....

Doc: I don't see anything wrong with the way you ush ush and she ah ah...you may go now....

Seng Ko and Ah Lien left the doc office and paid RM60.00 ....
This happened several weeks in a row. Seng Ko & Ah Lien would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally one day....when they returned to see the doc....


Doc: Eh Seng Ko gua mianyak pening lar...every weeks lu mari sama tu Ah Lien, just exactly what lu trying to find out or show me ah?

Seng Ko: No ah no ah, we tarak want to find out anything. I tell u ah ...tu Ah Lien, sudah married and we can't go to her house.... and me also married and we can't go to my house. Shangri-la Penang charges RM250.00, Tg Bungah hotel charges RM280.00, Crown Prince charges RM230.00. So we do it here for RM60.00, cheaper... sum more can get that back from Medical Claim mah....

Doc: Bingung......

=P Muahahhahahahahahha

Thursday, September 07, 2006

mIlk miLk befOre bEdtiMe

After 2 days of MC and lazying at home...me back to work today.
Mai hai...moment reached the office I got SHOCK superb shock.....my whole cube was full of "SHIT"....tones of it....Get me almost 8pm before I can finished cleaning up that mess....

Walking out to the car park...the evening clouds was darn bootiful....I never manage to get the glimpse of the purplish pinkish orangish bluisshhh skies since got the job here in my **** co.
Too bad me doesn't have my camera to capture that wonderful scene...and my mobile sum more tarak camera.


Leaving the car park i keep hearing ~~~"yeah yeah yeah yeah...no camera phone no camera phone..." NOT my voice lar of coz...KNN iblis megacau pikiran...the voice keep kacauing me & forcing me
thinking...MCB work like hell still can't afford to buy a camera phone! Still using a darn old phone which only can receive calls and sends sms, lagi teruk mau play the duck duck mp3 oso can't...
Apa lagi now days all the mui mui zhai, Ko Ko zhai who still skooling can get a phone with bluetooth, camera, able to play MP3 BUT me this ah ee....CAN'T AFFORD it....!!! feeling sick me just drove off ....

Half way me stop to ta pau....some wan ton mee...reaching the place gua mia blood lagi berbuih buih when I saw along the shops there, bootiful lanterns was hanging there....AND AGAIN I CAN'T capture it....(*thinking if can then I can blog about the mooncake festival lar b4 Kenny Sia did...muahhaha...kiasu lar me)

Ended up me reached home telan in the won ton mee + 4 teeny weeny won ton + 5 hiris char sui + 2 helai sawi, then get a bath n onn my laptop again (okay ni laptop bukan hak milik gua.......) as usual every night before bedtime...need lar me to left my footprints sama gua punya fav bloggers' site...

First....me check out Ang Gu Gu's site as he left me a comments ...thought he is back wanna say hi but seems not

Second me check out the UB's site...see he got complete his 6 random's tag ...tarak lagi...seems he mau kena d...wait I see him , I cuci kau kau.

Then visited sifu Wingz's site....learn Ah Pek can be so geng chau at 8o's, batang buleh naik banyak kali....

Fourth me chit chat chit chat sama Kenny...then get know he ada penyakit.....lepas drunk can craps out a good blog..so me ask for petua petua....

Last but not least me visited tu Ah Nel mia site....mata hampir terbeliak...stomach hampir hancur...when saw dia post banyak foods...walau eh....malam malam buta at 12.30a tengok this kinda of thing memang gua caci kau kau....DAMMIT...

Without thinking much, me grab my milk milk and suck suck suck.....SYIOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK baru puas hati gua....


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Wei u olang think of what...it's My DUTCH LADY MILK lar......Susu Chocolate yang penuh lemak dan berkrim kaya dengan protein, calcium dan vatamin B2

Monday, September 04, 2006

Crocodile hunter Irwin KILLED by stingray

Aiyah...me wanna blog about this today while on MC....but fucking wifi can't work, network connection DOWN..been spending hours to fix it.....

Now oni CAN WORK...!!!! no MOOD liao to blog...so check it out lar at Wingz's site.......

Among all the animals the HUNTER KING played with...he DIED coz of stingray...2gether we bow and pray for STEVE....RIP...

Saturday, September 02, 2006

    KaMsiah...KaMsiah...KaMsiah...

    This is dedicated to all who put a smile and brighten up my days....with all your wishes =) Kamsiah...10 u.....telima kasih....xie xie.....mmmm koi....oh


    heheeheh this is not my present la.....
    just wanna show some of my teddies collection nia =)


    Just got ADOPTED yesterday...=) It's a gift from a bunch of colleagues...
    THANKS Koko, May2, Luan, Cindy, Selvam, Cengie, SJ, Merce, Siew2

    Thanks to all for giving me such a wonderful "SURPRISE" & good TREAT.Muahahahha...me promised not to blog on what's happened behind the scene...since it's a courtesy to kamsiah ppl with sincerity. Oh...BUt...lu guys need to brush up your acting skills oh..& well plan...keekekkekeke =P

    My Buffalo Day received wishes:



    Happy Birthday
    By New Kids on the Block
    BestAudioCodes.com

    H@pPy bIrrrtThHhh...D@y, Ir3nE!!!:it's happy birday to u first
    H@pPy bIrrrtThHhh...D@y, Ir3nE!!!:it's ur birthday eve today

    chuan -- ?..: happy Birthday

    Meh Lee: Happy Birthday to my sweet girl

    Siew Siew: Just wanna wish u again ‘ HAAPPY BIRTHDAY ‘ !!!!! remember…ages just a number…(heheheh…) REMEMBER TO GO TO THE MOST HAPPENING PLACE TOMORROW FOR YR BIRTHDAY YA !!!!!

    Yan: CA Trip.. hehe says: Happy Birthday to U
    HAppy biRTHDAY to U
    hAppY BirthDAY TO LENG LUI SIs
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUUUUUUU !!!

    ST: A basket full of prayer, cares, loves special send to special person like you. Happy B’day….have a great day. God bless u always. Take cares

    Sis & Bro-in-law: Happy Birthday to you! Hope we got it first and hope this time you receive the card. Wishing you the best year ahead !!

    ah nel : just know its ur birthday today... Happy Happy always ya... :)

    Percy: Happy B'day

    Miin Yeow: Birthday gIRl, let me have a song to you 1st,
    * happy birthday to u,
    happy birthday to u,
    happy birthday to lovely lrene,
    wish u all the best and always pretty forever..yeaH!:>
    best wishes to you, and wish u happy and healthy always.
    KISS you.. Muaz............

    Buttercup: HaPpy bIrdDAy…Blossom!!!

    Kenny : lyn birdday ah? okok... hapi birdday to u LYN... kekekeke

    chee cheng: happy birthday

    Cengie: Happy bird day dear

    Vamp ke: Happy BiRtHdaY to U….
    hAppY bIrtHdaY to U…
    HaPpy birthday happy BiRthDaY…
    HaPpY BiRtHdAy to Irene chin aka kiam hu
    Hehe happy bday n wish tat al ur dreams wld cum true n always b leng lui la

    Siew Leng: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRENE

    Mom: Happy Birthday 2 u. May God Bless U in d yet 2 come. Wish! cos wishes r alive

    Darren: happy birthday ah jie

    Aaron: To my dearest friend just send u a message to wish you happy birthday.
    Have an enjoyable birthday celebration

    Ling: Happy birthday

    To b Continued......

    SEPT 4 '06:

    Soli dan Ampun beribu ribu ampuan gua harap di ampun if some of your message did not show up here...bloody hell this blogspot....I've been deleting and repost n delete n repost n delete n repost...till countless time to just get this UP with no ERROR...

    Geez...been down with a REAL headache after the BIG night...
    My eyes seems wanna pop out coz of the dizziness
    My throat is totally swollen
    My skin get rashes....all over..
    My stomach bloated....
    My br*** swollen....
    My neck fucking stiff
    My....ahhhh all not feeling well..JUZ one WORD...I AM DOWN DOWN DOWN...

    Check out the ROOT CAUSED:

    The SPECIAL mixed up COCK TAIL
    the ONLY & ONE that can make u go on MC!!

    Wanna RUN from work..check out the recipe

    Ingredients:
    1) Pipe water
    2) 1 can sea coconut (per the consumption amount n size of the drinker)
    3) 1 can lychee (per the consumption amount n size of the drinker)
    4) 2 lemons
    5) 2-3 cans of beer (according to preferences....)
    6) 1 bottle of ribena
    7) 1 bottle of 1.5ml 7-up
    8) 1 bottle of 1.5ml 100 plus (errr hehehhee I make this up, as i think gonna taste better with it more ummpphhhh)

    Steps:
    1) Dump and throw the ingredients in...within 5 secs.....that is...
    2) Last but not least...get a big FROZEN ice...and dump it in too..

    WOILAAAAAAAAAA now you have the "COCK TAIL MCB" drink...gulp 5 cups of it..together with RED wine...& be at cloud 9...tiada kata seindah gambar...(errr...ada ini peribahasa kah??)

    FOLLOWED BY:


    No 1 SOUP.....

    Ingredients:
    1) Cili padi ~~ it should be more then 9 as spotted GUESS all must tenggelam lar..Bottom line....masuklar seperaba minyak...the more the merrier larr =P

    Steps:
    1) Not available....right protected to the cook ah...want it invite me for a pot luck , then you can taste it oh !! =)

    Last BUT not LEAST:
    You NEED to play with THIS...............is a MUST to complete the cycle and get YOUR MC...


    HOW to play .....???
    To be continued...after i recover OH..

    GUESS WHAT THE FUCK is this
    and you will
    WIN....an ATTRACTIVE PRIZE!!!!

    THE ANSWER.....

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    It's a LABBIT BALOON..

    No winner .....of the guessing game BUT since Kenny had it almost near the answer... I cin cai cin cai consider it as 2nd runner up lar....

    Wei Kenny...grab your prize below lah....AND BE PROUD to have a copy of it...Susah susah mia post ni....=P

    Thursday, August 31, 2006

    6 RaNdOm fActs 'bOuT mE

    Aiyahh thought today MERDEKA day can get a rest and really celebrate the freedom to rest....oh mana tau...early early morning my phone keep ringing and ringing, call from office..WTH non stop calling even I ignore it..

    Then syiok syiok watching tv, tak pasal kena tag by Ah Nel = (
    Now I need to get my brain working for the 6 tags....aiyahhh Ah Nel oh Ah Nel.....

    1) Coffee...Coffee...Coffee...~~ That's what my default morning drinks before kick off to work, else I will die on the way to work

    2) Chili....Chili...Chili....~~ That's my default food too...ANYTHING without it I will die too....I rather have my stomach fighting inside and lau sai the next day then to go without it !!!!

    3) MCB...MCB....MCB...~~ My new dictonary words..Okay not that I don't know this words exist BUT I used it more often now in every of my IM message...and it's been at the top of the chart NOW..over riding the old KNS words....hahahahhaah

    4) Horror....Horror...Horror~~ I LURP LURP horror movie...any MOVIE involved KILLING KILLING KILLING, TORTURING TORTURING TORTURING..EATING EATING EATING will be my cup of tea....muahahahahh all my frenz frenz said I physco.....errr I oso have the kid side of self I LURP CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN too =p

    5) R.E.L.A.T.I.O.N.S.H.I.P~~ I will love that someone sooooooo deeply if the "FEELS" exist. The longest I hold the feeling for someone is 9yrs... =o(

    6) Pheww LAST BUT NOT LEAST~~I don't like to SLEEP....too much sleep make me not active..the more activities I have, the more ENERGECTIC I become...that's make my frenz wonder too!! What kinda of person I AM ! =/

    Now sudah habis tulis tu....me was thinking this is more like a CONFESSION then a RANDOM FACTS muahahahahhaha....okok my turn to tag tag ppl liao.
    Here we go....jeng jeng jeng....drum rolling......Our luckiest Blogers are:

    @~~ Rojaks Daily lar who else

    @~~ Kenny Ng

    @~~ Unansweredbleakness
    this guy again....Nv give up tag him till he really blog..hahah (using FORCE here)

    More to come when I think about it hahahah ...now get to rest d =)
    PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW .....sungguh LEGA!

    Friday, August 25, 2006

    How un-Malaysian I am?

    Hahahha with MERDEKA along the corner, there's so many funny and exciting blog created out there by all the GREAT bloggers..One of it of course is the WELL KNOWN & MY ALL TIME favourite blogger ...KENNY SIA...check out his latest creation of How Un-Malaysian Are You?

    Below are my results WOW...GUY SEBASTIAN muahahahahahhah!!!

    Congratulations Lyn , you are 58% not Malaysian.

    That means you're as Malaysian as...


    Guy Sebastian !



    Thursday, August 24, 2006

    Puisi Bulan M.E.R.D.E.K.A

    ATTENTION: Puisi ini semata mata untuk penghiburan sekalian. Ia tidak ada kena mengena dengan yang masih hidup, separuh mati ataupun yang ada planning mau mati. Oleh sebegitu janganlar kait kan dengan gua punya blog kalau ade ade yang terbaca & menghadapi situasi yang sebegini...Enjoy lar sekalain adek2,abong2,kakak,datuk2,nenek2,YB2...alah etc etc larrr

    8 hali lagi tiba la OGOS 31
    Hari mulia yang kita patut bersatu
    Bersama sama kita countdown hari itu
    Sebabnye tu hali kemerdekaan Tanah Melayu

    Tunku Abdul Rahman kita olang patut thank u
    Kalau tade beliau takde lar hari itu
    Mali adek adek abang abang kito berpusu
    Pergi celebrate hari bersejarah buat Tunku

    Berkibar kibar jalur gemilang di papan pintu
    Berkobar kobar semua hati olang dan daku
    Tersenyum lebor mulut dah lar tu
    Kerana seronok dapat cuti dan berbulan madu

    Melayu, Cina dan India janganleh berbaling batu
    Kerana kito sama sama anak Tanah Melayu
    Biarlar kito lupakan dendam dalam hati tu
    Berjabat jabat tangan lar tanda bersejutu

    Gua masih berperah otak mau kasi puisi bagus
    Terpikir pulak keaadan malaysia sekarang dalam news
    Harap harap hali tu tiada shocking news
    Bomb sini , bomb sana rape sini, rape sana

    Janganlar pikor Malaysia takde news bagus
    Adanye proton kebanggaan dah cukup bagus
    Disana disitu tengok ia berlalu
    Dipandu rakyat Malaysia dengan laju

    Eventhough harga minyak berlambung lambung
    Kito orang masih mampu join golf membor
    Politik kacau bilau lagi satu issue
    Again di Malaysia masih tenteram no issue

    Badwi Mahathir jangalah bertekak sama sendiri
    Kerano ni tarak bagus di lihat mata dunia
    Mahathir biorlar Badawi mengharung kempimpinannye sendire
    U duduk lar rumah menikmati pencen duit sendire.

    Oleh sedemekian tuan tuan dan puan puan
    Mali lar ramai ramai kito berjuang dan melaung
    MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! MERDEKA !! dan Malaysia BOLEH!!
    Hidup lar MALAYSIA dan slogannye sebagai lamabang

    Now tiba lar masa gua mau tag olang olang below
    Untuk terus kan semangat kermerdekaan ini
    Tiada lupa jugak gua sama sifu
    Rojak daily
    Kerananye lar gua ada idea ini.

    Below olang olang yg kena tag
    Ini cuma untuk fun fun aje
    Marilah kalian main main along
    Main main sini sorang fun takde:

    kAnzAk1's corner ~~Kennysia~~ Unansweredbleakness~~as time pass by

    Rules: kalau anda kena tag tu...pergilar tag balik 3 org hang suka (okok gua suka tag 4 olang guat tag lar). ha lepai tu bagi tau diaorg yang hang tag them so they bulehlar join the FUN.Jangan marah kalau ada yg kena lempar kata kata cilaka...anggaplar org tu takde sporting lar..

    Sunday, August 20, 2006

    HoMe cOOk fOoD

    =)..Yummy yummy...
    It's been ages since I have tasted a home cook food...everyday either "tau pau" from the only nearest stall, or fast food on way back from home...the least will get a home cook maggie....

    BUT not today.It's a sunny SUN, I got invited by R.Chef for lunch.
    Menu of the day:


    Heart of "siao pai chai" in Oyster sauce


    Winter melon herbal soup


    Mixed ingredient fried egg
    (Hahhaa don't even know the ingredient)


    Beef Pork rendang curry with overly cooked
    egg plant and lady finger =)
    though don't get to see all the ingredient but it TASTED good !!

    Here the cast behind the scene (*identity and name had been changed to protect their expertise) of this WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL & INCUR POOL (err what this word mean???? ...have no idea,it's some word I learned from my art class sifu ..rhyme leh!!) evening:


    Upon arrival, I was greeted by their PRO...
    *Lily chieh aka sis in engrish.She obtained a 5 yrs of
    experience in public relationship.First started as
    GRO before moved to this career!!!



    Next is the waitress cum dishwasher, *Mei Lan...
    fresh graduate!!!



    Last but not least....OF COZ is the CHEF lar
    *Ah Fook specialised in mix food recipes (fave: Tomato sauce)
    & had total of 12 yrs expericence.
    Winner recipes: maggie mixed with tuna,
    fried rice mixed with tomato sauce&????? (secret ingredient)
    etc...

    To be frank I don't get to interview the chef myself....the above details of course obtained from the one and only PRO....she was entertaining me as usual while waiting for the food to be served..
    Will try to get a schedule to interview the chef in future OH...=o)

    THANK YOU Ah Fook for the great lunch!!!


    Friday, August 18, 2006

    I'vE BeEn SPAMMED laTelY....

    Just recently I've been spammed by some sickening asshole who are so chicken out to use his/her name to drop all those message in my chat box..since this is ain't something I enjoy to blog about, me gonna make a short note to all the BLOGGERS out there...BEWARE....


    This older list..for recent list scroll tru the chat box

    17 Aug 06, 00:14
    6:looks like pig

    17 Aug 06, 00:14
    6:whose ugly blog is this with ugly face?

    17 Aug 06, 00:09
    6:wwwww

    17 Aug 06, 00:09
    6:ggggg

    17 Aug 06, 00:09
    6:iii

    17 Aug 06, 00:09
    6:ttt

    17 Aug 06, 00:09
    6:yu

    17 Aug 06, 00:09
    6:hhh

    16 Aug 06, 22:41
    6:ugly

    16 Aug 06, 22:41
    6:6

    16 Aug 06, 22:41
    5:5

    16 Aug 06, 22:40
    2:23

    16 Aug 06, 22:40
    g:eweq

    16 Aug 06, 22:40
    g:asd

    16 Aug 06, 22:39
    g: 7

    16 Aug 06, 22:39
    g: 6

    16 Aug 06, 22:39
    g: 5

    16 Aug 06, 22:39
    g: 4

    16 Aug 06, 22:39
    f: f

    16 Aug 06, 22:39
    e: e

    16 Aug 06, 22:39
    d: d

    16 Aug 06, 22:39
    c: c

    16 Aug 06, 22:38
    b: b

    16 Aug 06, 22:38
    a: a
    16 Aug 06, 22:37
    ss: grade 3 hair on low grade face

    16 Aug 06, 22:36
    ss: ss

    WTH...using all the numeric to identify himself/herself. Check this out at one of my Fav Bloggers site....Rojak Daily She been Threatened & Sabotage too!!!


    Thursday, August 17, 2006

    ASCII sMiLeYs..
    WARNING: 18xx ~~DO NOT CONTINUE READING
    IF
    U ARE NOT 18 & ABOVE

    aiyahhh this is REALLY a long long long tiring list I need to come out with...just because i INSULTED B***k** LEE 2day....so to make it up..and SHOW my SINCERITY to *** LEE I spend my WHOLE NIGHT creating this purposely...for the ONE and ONLY ***2~~~@

    :) :-) :> **Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
    ;) ;-) ;> **Winking happy faces
    B-) **Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
    8-) **Smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses
    8-( **Unhappy smiley
    :D :-D **Laughter
    :-o **"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)/ User singing National anthem/Surprise/shocker
    :-(**Sad or disappointed face
    :-P :-r :-f Tongue stuck out
    :-J**Tongue in cheek
    :-#**Censored/User wears braces
    :-$**Message indicating person is ill
    :-& **Tongue tied/eating spaghetti
    :-* :-x**Blowing a Kiss.../After eating something bitter or sour
    :-(=)**Big teeth
    <:-)**Dumb questions
    -(**Nightmare
    :^)**3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
    :*) **I'm drunk
    :-{#}**teasing people about their braces
    &:-)**curly hair
    @:-)**wavy hair/Elvis
    #:-)**matted hair
    O:-)**Angel/acting innoncent
    C=:-)**Chef
    ) :-) )-: **Masking theatrical comments
    :-K-**Formally dressed
    <:>==**A turkey
    ...---...**S.O.S.
    O:O**A girl is mooning you
    @*&$!%**You know what that means...
    (O--< **A fishy message...
    @}->-- @>+-+-- --<---@**A rose.
    (-_-)**Secret smile
    (.)(.)**big boobs
    :/)**Not funny
    :-)))**big smile/I'm overweight
    :->**Sarcastic remarks
    :-c**Real unhappy
    :-< **Frowning/ Mad/Upset
    :-}**Crooked Smile
    :-i**Semi-Smiley
    :-7**after a wry statement
    (@ @)**You're kidding!
    :-"**Whistling
    :-V**Shout
    :-w**Speak with forked tongue
    :-1 :-,**Smirks
    <:-O**User just saw a mouse, Eeek!
    :-T**Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
    :-y**Speaking doubtfully
    :-**Disgusted
    :'-( :~-( :~(~~~**Crying
    :-).... :-)~~~**Drool
    :~)**I might sneeze
    :-?**Smoking a pipe
    :-8**Talking out both sides of your mouth
    o=**A burning candle for flames
    -= **A doused candle to end a flaame
    .-)**one eye :-:**mutant
    **The invisible smilie (muahahhahah)
    :<)**User is a blabber mouth
    :^{**For those with mustaches
    8*)**Smile with glasses and moustache
    B*)**Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses!
    :<)=**those with beards too
    :-=)**Older user with mustache
    :-#**User with bushy mustache
    @(*o*)@**Koala
    .... (>_<) ....**Eminem
    ~~`\o/`~~ **Drowning user
    (>'.'<)**Cat
    18XX Column
    [ ]=====================D**pennis
    (_))===D~~ **Male ejaculation
    \!/**A male lying on his back with legs spread
    \*/**A female lying on his back with legs spread
    AlA **Madonna's cleavage
    ( + )( + )**Fake silicone breasts
    (*)(*)**High nipple breasts
    (@)(@)**Big nipple breasts
    { O }{ O }**D cups
    (oYo)**Wonder bra breasts
    ( ^ )( ^ )**Cold breasts
    (_<>_)**An ass ready for action!
    (_^?_)**Neat shaven ass
    (_^_)**A bubble ass
    (_^^_)**A bubble ass
    (_*_)**A sore ass
    (_!__)**A lop-sided ass
    {_!_}**A swishy ass
    (_O_)**An ass that's been around even more
    (_$_)**This ass will cost you
    (_/_)**An asian ass
    (_~_)**A latin ass
    (_x_)**Kiss my ass
    (_X_)**Leave my ass alone
    (_#_)**Pound my ass
    (_##_)**Pound my ass even harder

    OMG...it's 11:43p, blur blur d...still haven't managed to complete the list...puhhhhhhhhhleaaaaaaaseeeeeee someone please help me to complete..POST your smileys if you have any....
    P/S: Learn more of this acronyms at Kenny's side...=P

    Monday, August 14, 2006

    ALl yOu cAn fInd In MaLaySia ~~ haVinG fiNanCiAl proBlem??

    Over budget...over budget...over budget...is all I can hear in my brain for this month.. Totally get myself in bankrupt mode...

    Just early this month spent RM256 to service and fix my car. Clearing up my credit card debt of RM610 so that I can continue to swapped for RM2K+. With all the SALE going on now...it's DAMN so tempting...ended up I spent almost RM1K extra out of my monthly expenses of RM300...WOW that is HUGE... !!!

    Just when I am in the state of choking myself to death....I finally FOUND the SOLUTION when my friend handed this to me. Bell ringing in my head: Think no more...seek no more...worry no more....the "Ah Loong" is here to HELP !! =p Lallalalallalallala



    Wow believe it or not this is really one good solution provided...
    INI kad serupa finanace....(SHIT) do they really mean FINANCE or what...? =&

    Reading further down I noted "Serupa pinjam satu ribu, satu bulan bayar dua ratus lebih, bayar lima bulan atau enam bulan, hutang sudah habis....(hmmm can think of it huh!~~borrow RM1K, just pay RM200+ monthly for 5 to 6 months...your debt will pay off...WOW u tell me lar...bank ada kasi ni macam meh???)

    Ohhh the best part is yet to come when I turned over the card...GOSH there's a calendar..*SMILING... Heheheeh can track PMS cycle....OR....*scrathing my head...GOSH this is specially designed to help US organized our loan pay date... (what a good service by them =D *2 thumbs up!!!)

    Googling around for further information on them.....I found this: The first phrase captured my attention was WE ARE SELLING AH LOONG APPLICATION SOFTWARE !!! WAIT !!! are they kidding me??? Me excitedly....click click click.... scrolling down...

    ......to help you manage your loan account nicely.

    Why use our product ?

    - Easy to used
    - Fast in processing
    - No paper works
    - Data is protected
    - Instant variety reports
    (Walau eh...no wonder they are so high tech..can print the calendar.)
    - The most important Due Date Report will not lose any collection payment on due.

    Minimum System Requirement
    Pentium 4
    128 RAM
    20G HDD
    Windows XP SP2

    Optional Software
    Microsoft Office Crystal Report (you can customize your own reporting)

    "GENG" the new potential business....had expend itself in Malaysia...... =D =D =D
    For those small Ah Loong chai...NO capital to invest on this software....????? No worries.....all is being well taken care of.....just opt for this application form for your customer =P


    Ah Loong for DUMMIES...here's a handy information for ya:


    Don't like to read ...then listen to thier advertisment larrr...

    AH-HA - Ah Long Bukit Beruntung




    Sunday, August 13, 2006

    HaPpY bIrtHday ......to Our dEAreSt "MuI muI zhAi"

    This was dedicated to our new recruit member....WELCOME to the "mentally unstable" club !!


    how I miss mine =(


    Duet song from Relau idol ~~ WOW see this mui mui zhai just turned
    21 sudah naik gairah, aiyah I wonder what she gonna be then after !!


    Do he sounds SUCKSSS till need to protect his identity??


    Hahahha everyone can't remember the lyrics =)


    Chee Cheng having a sweet moments !


    Sorry oh aunties & uncle no $ just can afford this
    hehehehe


    Mui Mui Zhai really easy to satisfied
    happy with a slice of cake


    Ouucchchhhh my head feels pain


    YEAHHHH finally get May2 on camera

    Monday, August 07, 2006

    nEw stYle.....
    Been lazy lately haven't get anything to blog about..EXCEPT I got a new hair style...