URGENT JoB - AvAiLaBle !!!!!!!

R u looking for a fun and enjoyable job?

R u the right candidate?

R u available immediately?

Then u have landed at the right blog :P ......(not me hiring la) BUT I have one promising job for you ... APPLY NOW and I believe you won't regret it !! :)

Oppsss if anyone understand the language do share lar as I am interested too wahhahaha

nAtIOnAl 101

Ok...it may be late for me to update my blog though I swear that I will get it going....but like the saying goes "you never too late if you start it now :P" so...here you go in conjunction with our National Day.....here your guide to being a TRUE Mailai sai yan.....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Tak bukan tak lagi.... Maggi Mee la...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Aiyahhh.....Traffic Jam everywhere la....

NATIONAL CONDOM:
NONE.Most Malaysians still feel "paiseh" to get one, so the easiest and safer place is at 7-11, rushed in, grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye....

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple ...Errrr benarkah?????

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no watersupply,going to watch " Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
DO THEY HAVE ONE ????? ~~~ Malaysian men NEVER refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; TIGER BALM to the rescue !!!

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

Milo as 'Mee Lo', and more sophisticated, u can even say "My Lo".

On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. It sounds better, when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". So don't be embarrased mis pronounced the name when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan"

One word for all....Be proud to be Malai sia yan...caused no one can EXCEPT you...MALAYSIA BULEH !!!

H.P.P.Y ~~ M.E.R.D.E.K.A ~~ D.A.Y

WhAt'S mOre PaInfUl tHeN tHis......

Okey here what's actually happened lately........

Err year back (hmmm quite long time jor) I broke up with my 9 yrs boypren (Ah Nel I knew u read this surely feel like WINNER hit jackpot : P ) then moved out from the so call my "home-sweet-home".

Struggling then ....going up hill down hill up hill down hill to get my almost half dead self settled with new home...

Feelings tired, sad, depressed I drown (ohhh should be the BEST words to describe) myself into blogging...staying up late to keep on writing, writing n writing....I used to dream to be like Kenny Sia (LOL) ~~ Alrite this may sounds like "thick face" mia thingy to reavel..so if u laughing at it now then stop reading ok ELSE "tiam tiam" and keep on reading....after all he is "gua mia gau cheong" ah!!

From there I found strength to go on with life...as sudah ada meaning and focus mah....so mar continue to wrote looo...

In between I got converted from my contract job position to a full time employee in the HELL co (my x co la now) :P then my life start to CHANGED.............day nite day nite work work work n work....till I really have no life....and lost interest to write anymore....of course NOT that I give up to become like Kenny but life seems too tough.....

So...the last blog stay there untouch like ages..............

Till then...I met someone.... :) Life start to give some new lights....so have to concentrate park toh-ing oh...I did once a while write lar but getting lesser n lesser time lar.....What to do...work like HELL some more need to make time for new love, "ah boh" later kena dump again :(

So lifes goes on n on n on....

A month ago....I finally decided to leave the HELL after year++. Stepping out from there I thought I finally found HEAVEN..but guess life never easy on me...I ended up in another tough time in another NEW co....so life goes on work n work n work n work AGAIN....

Total about A year and 1 month now...FINALLY I AM BACK...!!! Some loyal readers of my blog....does prompt me a question on this sudden return...

Am I breaking up with the new boypren AGAIN...(what to do part of writing blog previously is the caused of this) :) :) :) BUT OF COURSE NO SUCH REASON !!!

Life can be tough and painful BUT...do you think it will be as painful as this???

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SEE THAT HALF OF MY TOE NAIL LOST????
That is the MOST painful thing... :(

How that happened??? I ain't know... The last thing I did is get my pedicure...then when I removed the nail polish the cell is DEAD !!! GOSH ...

SOMEONE PURRRREEEAASSEEE let me know if you happen to know any cure!!!!

LyN....bAcK tO bLoGgIng

Yeah!!! that is right....Lynn is back..just as the title stated...

Gosh it's been ages since missing in action, though a couple of fans :) still keep track of my blog but I ain't know there's this 2 "siau kia" really do stopped by still...kamsiah ah brader Nel & Kenny..

Guess I missed out all that's going on since errrrr when was the last posting of gua ah (blink blink)...

Believe it or not me hampir hampir forget how to log in and my own accout WAHAHHHAHHAHHA....

Anyway this is it......

What happened?????

Hmmm it's long long long long story.....a not happily ever after fairy tale....

Life been tough lately.....up hill down hill up hill down hill...haih...that is what happened jor.

What NEXT????

Start a new life larrr....what else...so keep on checking lar for the NEW FOUND LYN :)

mUsT oR mUsT nOT ~~~ T.R.Y???

Ahcuiiiiiiiiiii opppsss soli..bless me bless me =p
FLU...gosh I been attacked again hope after this post me no go "outstation" again...
CILAkA today just got my flu vaccine injected in my body and I GOT FLU..FUCK !!

**watching tv...kekkekekeke advertisment on CICAK-MAN..movie yg di nanti2 kan wahahha...been non stop laffing on this since the preview of this movie ...

Okay...stop talking craps....that's not the blog of today....'bout

This is it........

Okie...WAIT !!!! me not insulting anyone by this post.....anyone that reading it is by means on your own interest...no FORCE....wahahhahaa

One glace is just a normal roasted babi but if there's just one dish that can make anyone remember after their visit to Bali is this delicacy....~~BABI GULING aka GULING CELENG aka Suckling pig.

Of course me nv been to Bali yet, but my colleague cum neigbour cube mate cum housemate..=P recommeded to me this afternoon...said he is ichi-ban...(trust him or noe...up to u lar...after all he oso nv taste it when there hahahaha)...

So feeling regreted he borrowed the recipe book. So here u go lar...test it out on ur own if u never ever will get to Bali ...at least can DIY hahahha

Ingredients:

1 suckling pig weight 6-8kg (13-17lb) ~~ gai the pig oso seems quite heavy
1 1/2 tablespoon salt
10 shallots, peeled & sliced
6 cloves garlic, peeled & chopped
5cm (2in) ginger, peeled & chopped ~~ err y need to be so accurate...me dunno dun ask
15 candlenuts, chopped
10cm (4 in) fresh turmeric, peeled & chopped
2 tablespoon coriander seeds, crushed
5 cm (2in) laos, finely chooped
25-30 bird's eye chillies, sliced
10 stalks lemon grass, sliced
1 tablespoon black peppercorns, crushed
1 teaspoon dried shrimp paste, roasted
5 fragrant lime leaves, finely shredded
2 salam leaves
2 1/2 tablespoons oil
4 tablespoons turmeric water

Now the important parts --the steps to cook:

-Ensure the inside of the suckling pig is COMPLETELY cleaned out, season inside & out with salt
-Combine all the ingredients, except turmeric water & mix throughtly.
- Fill inside of suckling pig with the mixture, close belly with string or thin satay skewer.
- Rub the outside pig with turmeric water till skins is shiny yellow
- Place on roasting rack & roast in hot oven (220c/425F) for approx 1 hr
- Rest for 10 mins in warm place before serving.....

Serving:

- When serve first remove the crisp skin with strong carving knive.
- Loosen meat from the bones and cut into even dice or slices
- Placed a heaped tablespoon of stuffing on each serving place, top with meat and skin
- Can be served with steam rice

If you have large BBQ with a rotisserie or constantly turning spit, you can cook the pig over charcoal for an authentic Balinese flavour....

ENJOY IT....

WhOSe Ur FaV???

I believe if I were to ask the kids nowdays to list down their favourite SUPERHERO....you probably can hear them shouting either one of them ....

SUPERMAN

BATMAN

SPIDERMAN

ULTRAMAN

X-MAN

But after severals years from NOW what you think you will hear them shout ???

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CICAKMAN

MUAHAHHAHHA laugh as much as you wish.....this gonna be our NEW listed superhero in near future...check out what our NEW SUPERHERO character is like at www.cicakman.com (LOL ~~ got soundtrack & trailer to whahahahahah)

f.U.C.K

First of all this ain't 18SX blog so those daddy and mommy out there no need to worry =p.Today I received a forwarded message from a friend and after read through...it really showed me the new insight of the wonderful words of "FUCK"....

So me thought it will be good to eduacte all if some may not know about it...read through it to believe it yourself....

The word FUCK perhaps is the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today which most may not realise. It's one magical word, which, just by it's sound can desrcribe

1) Pain
2) Pleasure
3) Love
4) Hate

In language it falls into many categories, it can be used as :

1) Verb, both transitive (ie: John fucked Mary)
2) And intransitive passive verb(ie: Mary really doesn't give a fuck)
3) Or an adverb (ie: Mary is fucking interested in John)
4) And as a noun (ie: Mary is terrible fuck)
5) As adjective (ie: Mary is fucking beautiful)

Besides, its sexual connotations, this INCREDIBLE word can be used to describe your daily situations:
Greetings............"Good morning boss, how the fuck are you today?"
Fraud..................."I get fucked by the char keow teow aunty"
Dismay................."Oh! fuck it"
Trouble................"Well, I guess the boss are fucked now"
Aggression..........." FUCK YOU"
Disgust.................."FUCK ME"
Confusion.............."What the fuck--?"
Difficulty................"I don't understand the fucking shit during the meeting with my boss"
Despair..................."Fucked again"
Incompetence........"He/She fucked up the whole damn proposal"
Displeasure............."What the fuck is going on with the boss today"
Lost.........................."Where the fuck are this company leading to"
Disbelief..................."Unfuckingbelievable!!"
Retaliation..............."Up your fucking ass!!"

It can be used in an anatomical description ~~" He's a fucking asshole
It can be used to tell time ~~"It's five fucking thirty"
It can be be maternal ~~"As in " Motherfucker"
It can be political ~~"Fuck ?????"

And never forget General Custer's last words: " Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"
Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And last but not least the immortal words of Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from ?"

Now do you see how creative this word can be used...so how can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK" ???? Use it frequently in your daily speech and spice up your daily communicaton with it.....

I'm sure you FUCKING enjoy reading this to reach till the end....hahahahah FUCK YOU !!!!

LyN meEt DT /Tribute to DT

I'm back =), seems this blog is really OUTDATED, solli to all my loyal readers, thousand thousand apology ohhhh...

Me been down with sickness almost whole month after returning back from The David Tao Love Can World Tour Live Concert in Malaysia last last Sat which was organised by Galaxy Group and presented by Hotlink....(oooppsss it's reallllll outdated) but to those who share the same LURP for DT...I bet this gonna be worth your reading hahahah...=) some reader must be cursing me kau kau to post about this after a missing in action...for damn long.

No care lar...as me been waiting to meet my all time fav DT since May when the the concert was postponed due to he injuries he suffered from motorcycle accident, and now here I am touring all the way to KL so must blog about it oh !!!!

As excited as every first timer (heheh paiseh) me and my fren, travelled to Bukit Jalil National Stadium at about 4pm. Wei we not siao lar....just a bit kiasu that we caught in traffic and moreover no transport so the bro-in-law dropped us at nearby carefour....to walked walked...=p

At about 5p+, we decided to leaved the so called boring carefour and walked all our way to the Stadium. No sign of human when we reached there, except the hotlink chicks...walking around grabbing people to top up their hotlink card..(solli leh no pic)

Around 6p, the crowd started to filled up the outside entrance...and strolling towards the 988 radio station booth for a free gifts and trying their luck to get lucky draw...(hee me oso ada joined in lar but not return for the lucky draw ~~who gonna return, asked us to go back at 7p when concert almost started)

Around 6p+, there's still not much sign of human outside the stadium....was wondering is this really DT's concert??? How come no fans...hahahahhaa or was I the only one that "siao" him kakakakaka

Anxiously and HUNGRYLY waiting outside me and my fren, walked over to asked a few "lengggg chai" who guarding the entrance....with my ala..broken contenese slang:

Lyn&YC: Harloo, key to tim ho yi yap hui ah...???

LCssss: Lok tim key....

Lyn: Yi ka mar lok tim key oh...tim kai chong mei yap tak ??

LCssss: Chong mei tang ha sin lar...

Lyn: KNS..dunno y setup all the food stalls inside the entarance...now oledi so late, at least let people in to buy food lar...while waiting..really bo ai kai....grrr grrr...stomach growling

The LCsss geng who don't allowed me in..MCB

After been chased away...me keep cursing the stupid organizer...but luckily there's some entertainment while waiting la....saw a lot of Ah-Lian Ah-Hua, Ah-Beng & Ah-Seng dressed in wonderful colourful mia fashion...hehehhee ~soli again oh, me no mood that time to capture pic....really starved to death....the only pic I got is THIS...

Behind look really seksa....turn infront aduihhh
macam datang watch soap opera ..=P

Finally around 7p+ we are allowed to entered...WOW this really beh eh...we bought the ticket with a num seat but then when entering that time....it's a free seat and our location...changed...from the upper deck to the lower deck (this is better lar of course...but the num seat turned to be FREE seating...real shit) luckly we bit kisau go n queue up earlier...if listen to the hotlink chicks that those with num seat no need to worry then we SURELY ended up seeing the shadow of DT.

Setting of the stadium...alamak look like
A crime scene place nia with those cheap red stripe ribbon

Scene at 8p...hall flooded with fans
But still no sign of DT...really frus...to wait so damn long and HOT

Around 8p+ there's goes DT "flying" down from the top hahahaha dressed up in a shimmering full set of white costume...GOSH he look damn good.........the moment he started to sang....the whole day sweat waiting for him....wiped OUT!!....the rest...was history...

Can't managed to snap much of DT's pic as some sickening voluntary RELA security officer standing beside me throughout the whole concert and WARNING me to turn off my camera....)@&$@*^$@&

Luckly get some videos to share.... and check out this site http://taozhe.blogspot.com/ for more n more n more n more n more of DAVID TAO....muakkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssss !!!

Jin Tian Jia Kei Wo

DT duets and dancing with er hu player-cum-backup vocalist Ke Wei

Tai Mei Li


Tian Tian 天天

DT duet with a fan ~~Celine. Gosh did he picked her???
I think she more like ran to the front and asked to be picked
=( jelesssssssssssss
when she hugged him at the end ...HEARD THAT SCREAMING ????

Jiu Shi Ai Ni

DT's last song

FeElIng pRessure???

Feeling stress out.... ???
Feeling tension at work....???
Feeling boring... ???
Feeling nothing to laugh about.... ???

Whatever ur feeling NOW...
watch this and you SURELY no REGRETS.

MUAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA....

R.E.V.E.N.G.E

=) hahahah this is the episode of me taking revenge over FOOD....
After recover previously from LS and PUKEING...I have a MARATHON meals....till today !!!

The first revenged I took after my "fasting" is a trip to Kimberly street for steamboat...ni bukan sebarang steamboat....check out the behind scene of it's specialty..

"Dine" in at Goh Fatt Seng a 50 yrs old restaurant

A creative decoration....instead of bottles as decoration
they have placed all the can foods there =P solli eh too small
for viewing !

Kana fried rice for appetizer...=) yummy yummy...

Here comes the main course....the BEST on this table
is of course that CHILLI PADI =)

See this...an old steamboat pot and how it's being
heat up....with the cute fan !!! ~~this is the reason
behind the good taste of this steamboat...
original soup with MSGless !!

Hmmmm....looks good me feel hungry now hahaha

The friendly aunty who so keen to let me snap her pic
First when I asked her permission to take pic together
she some more wanna wait for the steamboat to
be served...said nicer wor hahahaah

After took the first pic...she keep asking her frenz to join
in .....do you spot the similiarity in the pic???

This is a proof of how good the steamboat here..
pelarian from hospital...just to eat HERE!!!

bEeN poIsIoneD

Recently me being poisioned....by the so called famous mia "Spore bee hoon" at one of the food center at Pragain Mall....

The story goes like this....last Wed, after work me mar wanna go pan leng leng so mar drove down to my usual saloon center to get my hair dye....As usual lar me was treated like VIP (of coz lar eveli time came out sure kena > RM200++ the least), when arrived. Seeing me haven't take dinner, the tau keh niao mar helped to order the famous mia bee hoon loo....

After took the bee hoon, my stomach was not feeling well, but caused ai sui me mar tahan looo and continue to sit there. After 3 long hours finally I have my hair done, paid and leaved.

Upon reaching home....my stomach making grrr grrrr mia sound....and feeling nausea, I throwed up for the 1st time...then diarrhea....so thinking it was usual as it's due to month end...normally stomach bloated and full of air...so me mar continue take bath.....after a while suddenlly it comes again.......PUKE, LS, PUKE LS, PUKE LS....the drama continues for 4th times, 5th times....throughout the whole damn night...till I lost count myself =(

The following day I went to visit doc....and gosh...I was attacked by fever virus pulak.... No food allowed.....and I was asked to drink water ONLY....

The worst is...the doc somemore give me the colourless medicine....SHIT... At least give lar....people something look more appetite....2 days 2 nights me only eat this stupid darn medicine and cursing the stupid ala famous mia Spore bee hoon....

Errrrr...ada WALES mia medicine oh..
baru notice hahaaahaa

uSh....uSh...uSh...mia gift - 18Sx

Again I AM WARNING THOSE KIDS out there who may happend to steps a footprint to my blog. This is meant for ADULTS...STRICTLY ADULTS....

Something nice me wanna share share with lu olang..prob some of you may came accrossed this adv...anyway found it interesting and who knows this maybe an early plan gift for the V-Day next yr....or probably now oso lar, if wanna give on moon cake festival mia day since it's the closest occasion coming our way MUAHAHHAHHAA

Check out COOL SEXCITED MIA GIFTS....at once listen it sounds like kambing mengembek KAKKAKAKKAKAAKA

Product Name: Interest Max (errr y such name???)
Model Number: VC04-A, VC04-B
Place of Origin: Where else u can get it...If not China mali mia

Suitable for many occasion as suggested =) :
1) Pencil vase: easy to use.
2) Adult toy: a fantastic gift to wife, husband and lover
3) Give yourself or him / her an orgasm with just one touch
4) April Fools' Day gift: Very Funny and Joking Gift.

Specifications:
1) Very good voice quality
2) Very low power consumption
3) The batteries can be easily replaced when the battery power is low

Packing: Color box (see la..teng lang good in business)

Brief intro of the co:
Zhejiang Kuge Toy Co., Ltd. is the company which manufactured this product. It is a Taiwanese enterprise, integrating R&D, production and exportation. The factory occupies 5 acres with 25,000 square meters of building, and has over 100 employees.

As stated at their website ah they are professional in making novelties, toys, stationery and premiums with more than 30 years of experience (WOW so geng). and hundreds of products .....You may check out yourself lar the website...as gua punnnn tarak pernah order....so if any of sudah naik sexcited after see this n got intention to place oder kasi gua tau lar (oopppss I ain't the supplier or dealer..but wanna tumpang kaki order...hahhaahhaha !!!

dInE iN aT A.U.D.E.E.S

Wow it's real darn long since I blog blog...thousands apology for mia peminat-peminat setia =P Me fall sick for almost 2 wks, then after, me too buzeee with work...work work...too muchy tension ...after work back sleep work back sleep...so can't even stay up late to blog...oppppss talk too much craps...

Okay okay...cut that out...ni blog gua ada intention mau win sama tu Ah Nel (he blog too much on food d lately...at the Jln Song...) then to Cocka....me kena perli d so kisau, me now stay up at 12a oso gua buka mata besor besor BLOGGGGGGGGGGGG hahahhaa

Last week was my fren ~~ Luan 's butt day..so we decided to dine at one of the new restaurant in town.....AUDEES ~~ Cuisine.Wine.Jazz

We went to Audee restaurant which was located at the heart of Georgetown ~~ Burmah Road...At first glance in the day the restaurant was just normal but in the evening....GOSH...I believe the place will be able to pamper all the diners who urge for such an atmosphere....

You can get to dine and wine and enjoy the jazz musical...hmmmm...

We reached there about 730pm....and the placed was light up purrrrfffeeccctly....

Ample Parking with a car valet service

We were greeted with a warm welcome and smile and then was ushered to our VIP place....=) hehehehee....so called leh as it was isolated to one corner....

As usual eveli 1 say cheeesee to "post for mia blog.."
geng geng solli eh no intention to post ur faces but just wanna
show the table setting =P

We then were buzzly turning n turning the pages of the menu....eveli thing looked so well written till me oso dunno WTH all that fancy fancy ingriedient in that list....so ended up 7 out of 8 we choosed the set dinner......

Oh paiseh paiseh...the place was too lomantic...too dim
to captured cleared pic..anyway this is I curi curi asked the waiter to
bring me back after order placed eh....so when he buzzzy serving us
gua mai cipat cipat click click.....hehehehehhee

SET DINNER

Beer Batter Soft Shell Crab w/Spicy Thai Sauce,
Seafood Salad, & Rocket Salad with Italian Dressing

Tips: that green green leaves can eat
not for decoration nia~~REALLY we sapu habis
all of the dish =P

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Soup of the day....(fatt mo soup =p)

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Stuffed chicken with Mushroom in Black Pepper Sauce
Served with Saute Udon, Enoki Mushroom & Vegetables

OR

Pan Fried Salmon Darne with Gratined Potato, Grilled Vegetables
and Mushroom Cream sauce

OR

Char Grilled Ribeye Steak with Green Peppercorn Sauce
Served with grilled Vegetables & Rosemary Sweet Potato
(RECOMMENDED....)

OR

Tempura Prawn with spaghetti, Mushroom, Olive, Zucchini
in Chili Cream Sauce

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Vanilla Creme Brulee & Espresso Cream Brulee
Served with Green tea Ice Cream

Green Tea Ice Cream???? Hhhehehh no tipu ni really got one
just that day the chef tukar recipe...we get Vanilla instead...
with some "lok kok chau mia batang" & roti canai =P

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Coffee OR Tea

While enjoying our dinner....we have the ala jazz singers....came to sang some songs to our butt day gal...errr...first they sang BYE BYE LOVE....GOSH...KNN ppl butt day they ssng this kinda of song...ada pulak chorus : Bubbyee Bubbbyeee Love, Bubbbye Bubbye happiness...HELLO LONELINESS I THINK I'M GONNA DIE FUCK!!!

Some more came that time...we planned to give suprise to butt day gal...they go and say we will wait for your butt day cake...then we sing...luckly ada sorang gua mia frenz pandai acting...buat kenyik kenyik mata....so the singers oso ada received signal larr....then just sang the songs nia ah

Next we tarak syiok and puas hati, asked them to come and act again....this time with the cake & flowers presented....(NOT bake or arranged by the restaurant ~~ we all beli kat island mouse mia)

Here they came to sang AGAIN...this time sang butt day song ala jazz modified by them a bit from the normal butt day song larr....Ohhhh they do sang a couple other songs...~~ Yippie Yippie YAH YAH ....Everything I do, I do it for U....err got or noe...???? =P

After finished our dinner....we cha bo geng as usual KPC + sua pa kau went and explored the place....

Al Fresco Dining

Open Kitchen

The Wine Cellar ~~More then 250 labels of wines
to choose from

Oppppssss, there's a so called look a like pub area for relaxing...upstairs...it was fully occupied so me no captured pic of it looo =( but it's really a nice place..with the cozy sourounding and nice sofa....=) with band playing songs....

HaPpy ButT dAy ~~ LuAn...hOPe u Njoy & hAve FuN
tHat NiTe

TOTAL COST SPENT FOR DINNER: RM577.30
WORTH EVERY SINGLE CENTS!

We ended up in BED with this lucky guy =P
for the next outing....YEAH!!!

SeX fOr MeDicAl clAim....

It's another weekend for most but to me is WORK STRESS DEADLINES, WORK STRESS DEADLINES, WORK STRESS DEADLINES ......never ending !!!

So to get this blog going and not STRESSED out for being left untouch....here something for a big laugh...

This is a story revolve around Ah Lien & Seng Ko....
Ah Lien and Seng Ko lived next to each other....namely neighbour la dia pa....

One day Ah Lien & Seng Ko arrange an appointment with a sex therapist at ABC hospital... Upon reaching the office of the sex therapist, they were called in to meet the doc....

Doc: What can I do for you?

Seng Ko: Will you watch Ah Lien & me ush ush ah...we need your expert analysis?

Doc: *blink blink eyes Okey puzzly agreed.

After 30 mins later Seng Ko & Ah Lien finished their business ....

Doc: I don't see anything wrong with the way you ush ush and she ah ah...you may go now....

Seng Ko and Ah Lien left the doc office and paid RM60.00 ....
This happened several weeks in a row. Seng Ko & Ah Lien would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally one day....when they returned to see the doc....

Doc: Eh Seng Ko gua mianyak pening lar...every weeks lu mari sama tu Ah Lien, just exactly what lu trying to find out or show me ah?

Seng Ko: No ah no ah, we tarak want to find out anything. I tell u ah ...tu Ah Lien, sudah married and we can't go to her house.... and me also married and we can't go to my house. Shangri-la Penang charges RM250.00, Tg Bungah hotel charges RM280.00, Crown Prince charges RM230.00. So we do it here for RM60.00, cheaper... sum more can get that back from Medical Claim mah....

Doc: Bingung......

=P Muahahhahahahahahha

mIlk miLk befOre bEdtiMe

After 2 days of MC and lazying at home...me back to work today.
Mai hai...moment reached the office I got SHOCK superb shock.....my whole cube was full of "SHIT"....tones of it....Get me almost 8pm before I can finished cleaning up that mess....

Walking out to the car park...the evening clouds was darn bootiful....I never manage to get the glimpse of the purplish pinkish orangish bluisshhh skies since got the job here in my **** co.
Too bad me doesn't have my camera to capture that wonderful scene...and my mobile sum more tarak camera.

Leaving the car park i keep hearing ~~~"yeah yeah yeah yeah...no camera phone no camera phone..." NOT my voice lar of coz...KNN iblis megacau pikiran...the voice keep kacauing me & forcing me thinking...MCB work like hell still can't afford to buy a camera phone! Still using a darn old phone which only can receive calls and sends sms, lagi teruk mau play the duck duck mp3 oso can't...

Apa lagi now days all the mui mui zhai, Ko Ko zhai who still skooling can get a phone with bluetooth, camera, able to play MP3 BUT me this ah ee....CAN'T AFFORD it....!!! feeling sick me just drove off ....

Half way me stop to ta pau....some wan ton mee...reaching the place gua mia blood lagi berbuih buih when I saw along the shops there, bootiful lanterns was hanging there....AND AGAIN I CAN'T capture it....(*thinking if can then I can blog about the mooncake festival lar b4 Kenny Sia did...muahhaha...kiasu lar me)

Ended up me reached home telan in the won ton mee + 4 teeny weeny won ton + 5 hiris char sui + 2 helai sawi, then get a bath n onn my laptop again (okay ni laptop bukan hak milik gua.......) as usual every night before bedtime...need lar me to left my footprints sama gua punya fav bloggers' site...

First....me check out Ang Gu Gu's site as he left me a comments ...thought he is back wanna say hi but seems not

Second me check out the UB's site...see he got complete his 6 random's tag ...tarak lagi...seems he mau kena d...wait I see him , I cuci kau kau.

Then visited sifu Wingz's site....learn Ah Pek can be so geng chau at 8o's, batang buleh naik banyak kali....

Fourth me chit chat chit chat sama Kenny...then get know he ada penyakit.....lepas drunk can craps out a good blog..so me ask for petua petua....

Last but not least me visited tu Ah Nel mia site....mata hampir terbeliak...stomach hampir hancur...when saw dia post banyak foods...walau eh....malam malam buta at 12.30a tengok this kinda of thing memang gua caci kau kau....DAMMIT...

Without thinking much, me grab my milk milk and suck suck suck.....SYIOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK baru puas hati gua....

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Wei u olang think of what...it's My DUTCH LADY MILK lar......Susu Chocolate yang penuh lemak dan berkrim kaya dengan protein, calcium dan vatamin B2

Crocodile hunter Irwin KILLED by stingray

Aiyah...me wanna blog about this today while on MC....but fucking wifi can't work, network connection DOWN..been spending hours to fix it.....

Now oni CAN WORK...!!!! no MOOD liao to blog...so check it out lar at Wingz's site.......

Among all the animals the HUNTER KING played with...he DIED coz of stingray...2gether we bow and pray for STEVE....RIP...

KaMsiah...KaMsiah...KaMsiah...

This is dedicated to all who put a smile and brighten up my days....with all your wishes =) Kamsiah...10 u.....telima kasih....xie xie.....mmmm koi....oh

heheeheh this is not my present la.....
just wanna show some of my teddies collection nia =)

Just got ADOPTED yesterday...=) It's a gift from a bunch of colleagues...
THANKS Koko, May2, Luan, Cindy, Selvam, Cengie, SJ, Merce, Siew2

Thanks to all for giving me such a wonderful "SURPRISE" & good TREAT.Muahahahha...me promised not to blog on what's happened behind the scene...since it's a courtesy to kamsiah ppl with sincerity. Oh...BUt...lu guys need to brush up your acting skills oh..& well plan...keekekkekeke =P

My Buffalo Day received wishes:

Happy Birthday
By New Kids on the Block
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H@pPy bIrrrtThHhh...D@y, Ir3nE!!!:it's happy birday to u first
H@pPy bIrrrtThHhh...D@y, Ir3nE!!!:it's ur birthday eve today

chuan -- ?..: happy Birthday

Meh Lee: Happy Birthday to my sweet girl

Siew Siew: Just wanna wish u again ‘ HAAPPY BIRTHDAY ‘ !!!!! remember…ages just a number…(heheheh…) REMEMBER TO GO TO THE MOST HAPPENING PLACE TOMORROW FOR YR BIRTHDAY YA !!!!!

Yan: CA Trip.. hehe says: Happy Birthday to U
HAppy biRTHDAY to U
hAppY BirthDAY TO LENG LUI SIs
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUUUUUUU !!!

ST: A basket full of prayer, cares, loves special send to special person like you. Happy B’day….have a great day. God bless u always. Take cares

Sis & Bro-in-law: Happy Birthday to you! Hope we got it first and hope this time you receive the card. Wishing you the best year ahead !!

ah nel : just know its ur birthday today... Happy Happy always ya... :)

Percy: Happy B'day

Miin Yeow: Birthday gIRl, let me have a song to you 1st,
* happy birthday to u,
happy birthday to u,
happy birthday to lovely lrene,
wish u all the best and always pretty forever..yeaH!:>
best wishes to you, and wish u happy and healthy always.
KISS you.. Muaz............

Buttercup: HaPpy bIrdDAy…Blossom!!!

Kenny : lyn birdday ah? okok... hapi birdday to u LYN... kekekeke

chee cheng: happy birthday

Cengie: Happy bird day dear

Vamp ke: Happy BiRtHdaY to U….
hAppY bIrtHdaY to U…
HaPpy birthday happy BiRthDaY…
HaPpY BiRtHdAy to Irene chin aka kiam hu
Hehe happy bday n wish tat al ur dreams wld cum true n always b leng lui la

Siew Leng: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRENE

Mom: Happy Birthday 2 u. May God Bless U in d yet 2 come. Wish! cos wishes r alive

Darren: happy birthday ah jie

Aaron: To my dearest friend just send u a message to wish you happy birthday.
Have an enjoyable birthday celebration

Ling: Happy birthday

To b Continued......

SEPT 4 '06:

Soli dan Ampun beribu ribu ampuan gua harap di ampun if some of your message did not show up here...bloody hell this blogspot....I've been deleting and repost n delete n repost n delete n repost...till countless time to just get this UP with no ERROR...

Geez...been down with a REAL headache after the BIG night...
My eyes seems wanna pop out coz of the dizziness
My throat is totally swollen
My skin get rashes....all over..
My stomach bloated....
My br*** swollen....
My neck fucking stiff
My....ahhhh all not feeling well..JUZ one WORD...I AM DOWN DOWN DOWN...

Check out the ROOT CAUSED:

The SPECIAL mixed up COCK TAIL
the ONLY & ONE that can make u go on MC!!
Wanna RUN from work..check out the recipe

Ingredients:
1) Pipe water
2) 1 can sea coconut (per the consumption amount n size of the drinker)
3) 1 can lychee (per the consumption amount n size of the drinker)
4) 2 lemons
5) 2-3 cans of beer (according to preferences....)
6) 1 bottle of ribena
7) 1 bottle of 1.5ml 7-up
8) 1 bottle of 1.5ml 100 plus (errr hehehhee I make this up, as i think gonna taste better with it more ummpphhhh)

Steps:
1) Dump and throw the ingredients in...within 5 secs.....that is...
2) Last but not least...get a big FROZEN ice...and dump it in too..

WOILAAAAAAAAAA now you have the "COCK TAIL MCB" drink...gulp 5 cups of it..together with RED wine...& be at cloud 9...tiada kata seindah gambar...(errr...ada ini peribahasa kah??)

FOLLOWED BY:

No 1 SOUP.....

Ingredients:
1) Cili padi ~~ it should be more then 9 as spotted GUESS all must tenggelam lar..Bottom line....masuklar seperaba minyak...the more the merrier larr =P

Steps:
1) Not available....right protected to the cook ah...want it invite me for a pot luck , then you can taste it oh !! =)

Last BUT not LEAST:
You NEED to play with THIS...............is a MUST to complete the cycle and get YOUR MC...

HOW to play .....???
To be continued...after i recover OH..

GUESS WHAT THE FUCK is this
and you will
WIN....an ATTRACTIVE PRIZE!!!!

THE ANSWER.....

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It's a LABBIT BALOON..

No winner .....of the guessing game BUT since Kenny had it almost near the answer... I cin cai cin cai consider it as 2nd runner up lar....

Wei Kenny...grab your prize below lah....AND BE PROUD to have a copy of it...Susah susah mia post ni....=P