Footsteps towards my life journey

2007-09-12T14:37:00.000+08:00

URGENT JoB - AvAiLaBle !!!!!!!

R u looking for a fun and enjoyable job?

R u the right candidate?

R u available immediately?

Then u have landed at the right blog :P ......(not me hiring la) BUT I have one promising job for you ... APPLY NOW and I believe you won't regret it !! :)

Oppsss if anyone understand the language do share lar as I am interested too wahhahaha

2007-08-21T21:12:00.000+08:00

nAtIOnAl 101

Ok...it may be late for me to update my blog though I swear that I will get it going....but like the saying goes "you never too late if you start it now :P" so...here you go in conjunction with our National Day.....here your guide to being a TRUE Mailai sai yan.....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Tak bukan tak lagi.... Maggi Mee la...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Aiyahhh.....Traffic Jam everywhere la....

NATIONAL CONDOM:
NONE.Most Malaysians still feel "paiseh" to get one, so the easiest and safer place is at 7-11, rushed in, grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye....

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple ...Errrr benarkah?????

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no watersupply,going to watch " Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
DO THEY HAVE ONE ????? ~~~ Malaysian men NEVER refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; TIGER BALM to the rescue !!!

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

Milo as 'Mee Lo', and more sophisticated, u can even say "My Lo".

On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. It sounds better, when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". So don't be embarrased mis pronounced the name when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan"

One word for all....Be proud to be Malai sia yan...caused no one can EXCEPT you...MALAYSIA BULEH !!!

H.P.P.Y ~~ M.E.R.D.E.K.A ~~ D.A.Y

2007-06-14T22:12:00.000+08:00

WhAt'S mOre PaInfUl tHeN tHis......

Okey here what's actually happened lately........

Err year back (hmmm quite long time jor) I broke up with my 9 yrs boypren (Ah Nel I knew u read this surely feel like WINNER hit jackpot : P ) then moved out from the so call my "home-sweet-home".

Struggling then ....going up hill down hill up hill down hill to get my almost half dead self settled with new home...

Feelings tired, sad, depressed I drown (ohhh should be the BEST words to describe) myself into blogging...staying up late to keep on writing, writing n writing....I used to dream to be like Kenny Sia (LOL) ~~ Alrite this may sounds like "thick face" mia thingy to reavel..so if u laughing at it now then stop reading ok ELSE "tiam tiam" and keep on reading....after all he is "gua mia gau cheong" ah!!

From there I found strength to go on with life...as sudah ada meaning and focus mah....so mar continue to wrote looo...

In between I got converted from my contract job position to a full time employee in the HELL co (my x co la now) :P then my life start to CHANGED.............day nite day nite work work work n work....till I really have no life....and lost interest to write anymore....of course NOT that I give up to become like Kenny but life seems too tough.....

So...the last blog stay there untouch like ages..............

Till then...I met someone.... :) Life start to give some new lights....so have to concentrate park toh-ing oh...I did once a while write lar but getting lesser n lesser time lar.....What to do...work like HELL some more need to make time for new love, "ah boh" later kena dump again :(

So lifes goes on n on n on....

A month ago....I finally decided to leave the HELL after year++. Stepping out from there I thought I finally found HEAVEN..but guess life never easy on me...I ended up in another tough time in another NEW co....so life goes on work n work n work n work AGAIN....

Total about A year and 1 month now...FINALLY I AM BACK...!!! Some loyal readers of my blog....does prompt me a question on this sudden return...

Am I breaking up with the new boypren AGAIN...(what to do part of writing blog previously is the caused of this) :) :) :) BUT OF COURSE NO SUCH REASON !!!

Life can be tough and painful BUT...do you think it will be as painful as this???

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SEE THAT HALF OF MY TOE NAIL LOST????
That is the MOST painful thing... :(

How that happened??? I ain't know... The last thing I did is get my pedicure...then when I removed the nail polish the cell is DEAD !!! GOSH ...

SOMEONE PURRRREEEAASSEEE let me know if you happen to know any cure!!!!

2007-06-07T18:55:00.000+08:00

LyN....bAcK tO bLoGgIng

Yeah!!! that is right....Lynn is back..just as the title stated...

Gosh it's been ages since missing in action, though a couple of fans :) still keep track of my blog but I ain't know there's this 2 "siau kia" really do stopped by still...kamsiah ah brader Nel & Kenny..

Guess I missed out all that's going on since errrrr when was the last posting of gua ah (blink blink)...

Believe it or not me hampir hampir forget how to log in and my own accout WAHAHHHAHHAHHA....

Anyway this is it......

What happened?????

Hmmm it's long long long long story.....a not happily ever after fairy tale....

Life been tough lately.....up hill down hill up hill down hill...haih...that is what happened jor.

What NEXT????

Start a new life larrr....what else...so keep on checking lar for the NEW FOUND LYN :)

2006-12-05T20:38:00.000+08:00

mUsT oR mUsT nOT ~~~ T.R.Y???

Ahcuiiiiiiiiiii opppsss soli..bless me bless me =p
FLU...gosh I been attacked again hope after this post me no go "outstation" again...
CILAkA today just got my flu vaccine injected in my body and I GOT FLU..FUCK !!

**watching tv...kekkekekeke advertisment on CICAK-MAN..movie yg di nanti2 kan wahahha...been non stop laffing on this since the preview of this movie ...

Okay...stop talking craps....that's not the blog of today....'bout

This is it........

Okie...WAIT !!!! me not insulting anyone by this post.....anyone that reading it is by means on your own interest...no FORCE....wahahhahaa

One glace is just a normal roasted babi but if there's just one dish that can make anyone remember after their visit to Bali is this delicacy....~~BABI GULING aka GULING CELENG aka Suckling pig.

Of course me nv been to Bali yet, but my colleague cum neigbour cube mate cum housemate..=P recommeded to me this afternoon...said he is ichi-ban...(trust him or noe...up to u lar...after all he oso nv taste it when there hahahaha)...

So feeling regreted he borrowed the recipe book. So here u go lar...test it out on ur own if u never ever will get to Bali ...at least can DIY hahahha

Ingredients:

1 suckling pig weight 6-8kg (13-17lb) ~~ gai the pig oso seems quite heavy
1 1/2 tablespoon salt
10 shallots, peeled & sliced
6 cloves garlic, peeled & chopped
5cm (2in) ginger, peeled & chopped ~~ err y need to be so accurate...me dunno dun ask
15 candlenuts, chopped
10cm (4 in) fresh turmeric, peeled & chopped
2 tablespoon coriander seeds, crushed
5 cm (2in) laos, finely chooped
25-30 bird's eye chillies, sliced
10 stalks lemon grass, sliced
1 tablespoon black peppercorns, crushed
1 teaspoon dried shrimp paste, roasted
5 fragrant lime leaves, finely shredded
2 salam leaves
2 1/2 tablespoons oil
4 tablespoons turmeric water

Now the important parts --the steps to cook:

-Ensure the inside of the suckling pig is COMPLETELY cleaned out, season inside & out with salt
-Combine all the ingredients, except turmeric water & mix throughtly.
- Fill inside of suckling pig with the mixture, close belly with string or thin satay skewer.
- Rub the outside pig with turmeric water till skins is shiny yellow
- Place on roasting rack & roast in hot oven (220c/425F) for approx 1 hr
- Rest for 10 mins in warm place before serving.....

Serving:

- When serve first remove the crisp skin with strong carving knive.
- Loosen meat from the bones and cut into even dice or slices
- Placed a heaped tablespoon of stuffing on each serving place, top with meat and skin
- Can be served with steam rice

If you have large BBQ with a rotisserie or constantly turning spit, you can cook the pig over charcoal for an authentic Balinese flavour....

ENJOY IT....

2006-11-30T21:56:00.000+08:00

WhOSe Ur FaV???

I believe if I were to ask the kids nowdays to list down their favourite SUPERHERO....you probably can hear them shouting either one of them ....

SUPERMAN

BATMAN

SPIDERMAN

ULTRAMAN

X-MAN

But after severals years from NOW what you think you will hear them shout ???

CICAKMAN

MUAHAHHAHHA laugh as much as you wish.....this gonna be our NEW listed superhero in near future...check out what our NEW SUPERHERO character is like at www.cicakman.com (LOL ~~ got soundtrack & trailer to whahahahahah)

2006-11-15T20:28:00.000+08:00

f.U.C.K

First of all this ain't 18SX blog so those daddy and mommy out there no need to worry =p.Today I received a forwarded message from a friend and after read through...it really showed me the new insight of the wonderful words of "FUCK"....

So me thought it will be good to eduacte all if some may not know about it...read through it to believe it yourself....

The word FUCK perhaps is the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today which most may not realise. It's one magical word, which, just by it's sound can desrcribe

1) Pain
2) Pleasure
3) Love
4) Hate

In language it falls into many categories, it can be used as :

1) Verb, both transitive (ie: John fucked Mary)
2) And intransitive passive verb(ie: Mary really doesn't give a fuck)
3) Or an adverb (ie: Mary is fucking interested in John)
4) And as a noun (ie: Mary is terrible fuck)
5) As adjective (ie: Mary is fucking beautiful)

Besides, its sexual connotations, this INCREDIBLE word can be used to describe your daily situations:
Greetings............"Good morning boss, how the fuck are you today?"
Fraud..................."I get fucked by the char keow teow aunty"
Dismay................."Oh! fuck it"
Trouble................"Well, I guess the boss are fucked now"
Aggression..........." FUCK YOU"
Disgust.................."FUCK ME"
Confusion.............."What the fuck--?"
Difficulty................"I don't understand the fucking shit during the meeting with my boss"
Despair..................."Fucked again"
Incompetence........"He/She fucked up the whole damn proposal"
Displeasure............."What the fuck is going on with the boss today"
Lost.........................."Where the fuck are this company leading to"
Disbelief..................."Unfuckingbelievable!!"
Retaliation..............."Up your fucking ass!!"

It can be used in an anatomical description ~~" He's a fucking asshole
It can be used to tell time ~~"It's five fucking thirty"
It can be be maternal ~~"As in " Motherfucker"
It can be political ~~"Fuck ?????"

And never forget General Custer's last words: " Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"
Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And last but not least the immortal words of Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from ?"

Now do you see how creative this word can be used...so how can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK" ???? Use it frequently in your daily speech and spice up your daily communicaton with it.....

I'm sure you FUCKING enjoy reading this to reach till the end....hahahahah FUCK YOU !!!!

2006-11-07T22:48:00.001+08:00

LyN meEt DT /Tribute to DT

I'm back =), seems this blog is really OUTDATED, solli to all my loyal readers, thousand thousand apology ohhhh...

Me been down with sickness almost whole month after returning back from The David Tao Love Can World Tour Live Concert in Malaysia last last Sat which was organised by Galaxy Group and presented by Hotlink....(oooppsss it's reallllll outdated) but to those who share the same LURP for DT...I bet this gonna be worth your reading hahahah...=) some reader must be cursing me kau kau to post about this after a missing in action...for damn long.

No care lar...as me been waiting to meet my all time fav DT since May when the the concert was postponed due to he injuries he suffered from motorcycle accident, and now here I am touring all the way to KL so must blog about it oh !!!!

As excited as every first timer (heheh paiseh) me and my fren, travelled to Bukit Jalil National Stadium at about 4pm. Wei we not siao lar....just a bit kiasu that we caught in traffic and moreover no transport so the bro-in-law dropped us at nearby carefour....to walked walked...=p

At about 5p+, we decided to leaved the so called boring carefour and walked all our way to the Stadium. No sign of human when we reached there, except the hotlink chicks...walking around grabbing people to top up their hotlink card..(solli leh no pic)

Around 6p, the crowd started to filled up the outside entrance...and strolling towards the 988 radio station booth for a free gifts and trying their luck to get lucky draw...(hee me oso ada joined in lar but not return for the lucky draw ~~who gonna return, asked us to go back at 7p when concert almost started)

Around 6p+, there's still not much sign of human outside the stadium....was wondering is this really DT's concert??? How come no fans...hahahahhaa or was I the only one that "siao" him kakakakaka

Anxiously and HUNGRYLY waiting outside me and my fren, walked over to asked a few "lengggg chai" who guarding the entrance....with my ala..broken contenese slang:

Lyn&YC: Harloo, key to tim ho yi yap hui ah...???

LCssss: Lok tim key....

Lyn: Yi ka mar lok tim key oh...tim kai chong mei yap tak ??

LCssss: Chong mei tang ha sin lar...

Lyn: KNS..dunno y setup all the food stalls inside the entarance...now oledi so late, at least let people in to buy food lar...while waiting..really bo ai kai....grrr grrr...stomach growling

The LCsss geng who don't allowed me in..MCB

After been chased away...me keep cursing the stupid organizer...but luckily there's some entertainment while waiting la....saw a lot of Ah-Lian Ah-Hua, Ah-Beng & Ah-Seng dressed in wonderful colourful mia fashion...hehehhee ~soli again oh, me no mood that time to capture pic....really starved to death....the only pic I got is THIS...

Behind look really seksa....turn infront aduihhh
macam datang watch soap opera ..=P

Finally around 7p+ we are allowed to entered...WOW this really beh eh...we bought the ticket with a num seat but then when entering that time....it's a free seat and our location...changed...from the upper deck to the lower deck (this is better lar of course...but the num seat turned to be FREE seating...real shit) luckly we bit kisau go n queue up earlier...if listen to the hotlink chicks that those with num seat no need to worry then we SURELY ended up seeing the shadow of DT.

Setting of the stadium...alamak look like
A crime scene place nia with those cheap red stripe ribbon

Scene at 8p...hall flooded with fans
But still no sign of DT...really frus...to wait so damn long and HOT

Around 8p+ there's goes DT "flying" down from the top hahahaha dressed up in a shimmering full set of white costume...GOSH he look damn good.........the moment he started to sang....the whole day sweat waiting for him....wiped OUT!!....the rest...was history...

Can't managed to snap much of DT's pic as some sickening voluntary RELA security officer standing beside me throughout the whole concert and WARNING me to turn off my camera....)@&$@*^$@&

Luckly get some videos to share.... and check out this site http://taozhe.blogspot.com/ for more n more n more n more n more of DAVID TAO....muakkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssss !!!

Jin Tian Jia Kei Wo

DT duets and dancing with er hu player-cum-backup vocalist Ke Wei

Tai Mei Li

Tian Tian 天天

DT duet with a fan ~~Celine. Gosh did he picked her???
I think she more like ran to the front and asked to be picked
=( jelesssssssssssss
when she hugged him at the end ...HEARD THAT SCREAMING ????

Jiu Shi Ai Ni

DT's last song

2006-10-05T19:06:00.000+08:00

FeElIng pRessure???

Feeling stress out.... ???
Feeling tension at work....???
Feeling boring... ???
Feeling nothing to laugh about.... ???

Whatever ur feeling NOW...
watch this and you SURELY no REGRETS.

MUAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA....

2006-10-03T20:57:00.000+08:00

R.E.V.E.N.G.E

=) hahahah this is the episode of me taking revenge over FOOD....
After recover previously from LS and PUKEING...I have a MARATHON meals....till today !!!

The first revenged I took after my "fasting" is a trip to Kimberly street for steamboat...ni bukan sebarang steamboat....check out the behind scene of it's specialty..

"Dine" in at Goh Fatt Seng a 50 yrs old restaurant

A creative decoration....instead of bottles as decoration
they have placed all the can foods there =P solli eh too small
for viewing !

Kana fried rice for appetizer...=) yummy yummy...

Here comes the main course....the BEST on this table
is of course that CHILLI PADI =)

See this...an old steamboat pot and how it's being
heat up....with the cute fan !!! ~~this is the reason
behind the good taste of this steamboat...
original soup with MSGless !!

Hmmmm....looks good me feel hungry now hahaha

The friendly aunty who so keen to let me snap her pic
First when I asked her permission to take pic together
she some more wanna wait for the steamboat to
be served...said nicer wor hahahaah

After took the first pic...she keep asking her frenz to join
in .....do you spot the similiarity in the pic???

This is a proof of how good the steamboat here..
pelarian from hospital...just to eat HERE!!!

2006-09-30T19:21:00.000+08:00

bEeN poIsIoneD

Recently me being poisioned....by the so called famous mia "Spore bee hoon" at one of the food center at Pragain Mall....

The story goes like this....last Wed, after work me mar wanna go pan leng leng so mar drove down to my usual saloon center to get my hair dye....As usual lar me was treated like VIP (of coz lar eveli time came out sure kena > RM200++ the least), when arrived. Seeing me haven't take dinner, the tau keh niao mar helped to order the famous mia bee hoon loo....

After took the bee hoon, my stomach was not feeling well, but caused ai sui me mar tahan looo and continue to sit there. After 3 long hours finally I have my hair done, paid and leaved.

Upon reaching home....my stomach making grrr grrrr mia sound....and feeling nausea, I throwed up for the 1st time...then diarrhea....so thinking it was usual as it's due to month end...normally stomach bloated and full of air...so me mar continue take bath.....after a while suddenlly it comes again.......PUKE, LS, PUKE LS, PUKE LS....the drama continues for 4th times, 5th times....throughout the whole damn night...till I lost count myself =(

The following day I went to visit doc....and gosh...I was attacked by fever virus pulak.... No food allowed.....and I was asked to drink water ONLY....

The worst is...the doc somemore give me the colourless medicine....SHIT... At least give lar....people something look more appetite....2 days 2 nights me only eat this stupid darn medicine and cursing the stupid ala famous mia Spore bee hoon....

Errrrr...ada WALES mia medicine oh..
baru notice hahaaahaa

2006-09-27T00:43:00.000+08:00

uSh....uSh...uSh...mia gift - 18Sx

Again I AM WARNING THOSE KIDS out there who may happend to steps a footprint to my blog. This is meant for ADULTS...STRICTLY ADULTS....

Something nice me wanna share share with lu olang..prob some of you may came accrossed this adv...anyway found it interesting and who knows this maybe an early plan gift for the V-Day next yr....or probably now oso lar, if wanna give on moon cake festival mia day since it's the closest occasion coming our way MUAHAHHAHHAA

Check out COOL SEXCITED MIA GIFTS....at once listen it sounds like kambing mengembek KAKKAKAKKAKAAKA

Product Name: Interest Max (errr y such name???)
Model Number: VC04-A, VC04-B
Place of Origin: Where else u can get it...If not China mali mia

Suitable for many occasion as suggested =) :
1) Pencil vase: easy to use.
2) Adult toy: a fantastic gift to wife, husband and lover
3) Give yourself or him / her an orgasm with just one touch
4) April Fools' Day gift: Very Funny and Joking Gift.

Specifications:
1) Very good voice quality
2) Very low power consumption
3) The batteries can be easily replaced when the battery power is low

Packing: Color box (see la..teng lang good in business)

Brief intro of the co:
Zhejiang Kuge Toy Co., Ltd. is the company which manufactured this product. It is a Taiwanese enterprise, integrating R&D, production and exportation. The factory occupies 5 acres with 25,000 square meters of building, and has over 100 employees.

As stated at their website ah they are professional in making novelties, toys, stationery and premiums with more than 30 years of experience (WOW so geng). and hundreds of products .....You may check out yourself lar the website...as gua punnnn tarak pernah order....so if any of sudah naik sexcited after see this n got intention to place oder kasi gua tau lar (oopppss I ain't the supplier or dealer..but wanna tumpang kaki order...hahhaahhaha !!!

2006-09-22T00:23:00.000+08:00

dInE iN aT A.U.D.E.E.S

Wow it's real darn long since I blog blog...thousands apology for mia peminat-peminat setia =P Me fall sick for almost 2 wks, then after, me too buzeee with work...work work...too muchy tension ...after work back sleep work back sleep...so can't even stay up late to blog...oppppss talk too much craps...

Okay okay...cut that out...ni blog gua ada intention mau win sama tu Ah Nel (he blog too much on food d lately...at the Jln Song...) then to Cocka....me kena perli d so kisau, me now stay up at 12a oso gua buka mata besor besor BLOGGGGGGGGGGGG hahahhaa

Last week was my fren ~~ Luan 's butt day..so we decided to dine at one of the new restaurant in town.....AUDEES ~~ Cuisine.Wine.Jazz

We went to Audee restaurant which was located at the heart of Georgetown ~~ Burmah Road...At first glance in the day the restaurant was just normal but in the evening....GOSH...I believe the place will be able to pamper all the diners who urge for such an atmosphere....

You can get to dine and wine and enjoy the jazz musical...hmmmm...

We reached there about 730pm....and the placed was light up purrrrfffeeccctly....

Ample Parking with a car valet service

We were greeted with a warm welcome and smile and then was ushered to our VIP place....=) hehehehee....so called leh as it was isolated to one corner....

As usual eveli 1 say cheeesee to "post for mia blog.."
geng geng solli eh no intention to post ur faces but just wanna
show the table setting =P

We then were buzzly turning n turning the pages of the menu....eveli thing looked so well written till me oso dunno WTH all that fancy fancy ingriedient in that list....so ended up 7 out of 8 we choosed the set dinner......

Oh paiseh paiseh...the place was too lomantic...too dim
to captured cleared pic..anyway this is I curi curi asked the waiter to
bring me back after order placed eh....so when he buzzzy serving us
gua mai cipat cipat click click.....hehehehehhee

SET DINNER

Beer Batter Soft Shell Crab w/Spicy Thai Sauce,
Seafood Salad, & Rocket Salad with Italian Dressing

Tips: that green green leaves can eat
not for decoration nia~~REALLY we sapu habis
all of the dish =P

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Soup of the day....(fatt mo soup =p)

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Stuffed chicken with Mushroom in Black Pepper Sauce
Served with Saute Udon, Enoki Mushroom & Vegetables

Pan Fried Salmon Darne with Gratined Potato, Grilled Vegetables
and Mushroom Cream sauce

Char Grilled Ribeye Steak with Green Peppercorn Sauce
Served with grilled Vegetables & Rosemary Sweet Potato
(RECOMMENDED....)

Tempura Prawn with spaghetti, Mushroom, Olive, Zucchini
in Chili Cream Sauce

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Vanilla Creme Brulee & Espresso Cream Brulee
Served with Green tea Ice Cream

Green Tea Ice Cream???? Hhhehehh no tipu ni really got one
just that day the chef tukar recipe...we get Vanilla instead...
with some "lok kok chau mia batang" & roti canai =P

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Coffee OR Tea

While enjoying our dinner....we have the ala jazz singers....came to sang some songs to our butt day gal...errr...first they sang BYE BYE LOVE....GOSH...KNN ppl butt day they ssng this kinda of song...ada pulak chorus : Bubbyee Bubbbyeee Love, Bubbbye Bubbye happiness...HELLO LONELINESS I THINK I'M GONNA DIE FUCK!!!

Some more came that time...we planned to give suprise to butt day gal...they go and say we will wait for your butt day cake...then we sing...luckly ada sorang gua mia frenz pandai acting...buat kenyik kenyik mata....so the singers oso ada received signal larr....then just sang the songs nia ah

Next we tarak syiok and puas hati, asked them to come and act again....this time with the cake & flowers presented....(NOT bake or arranged by the restaurant ~~ we all beli kat island mouse mia)

Here they came to sang AGAIN...this time sang butt day song ala jazz modified by them a bit from the normal butt day song larr....Ohhhh they do sang a couple other songs...~~ Yippie Yippie YAH YAH ....Everything I do, I do it for U....err got or noe...???? =P

After finished our dinner....we cha bo geng as usual KPC + sua pa kau went and explored the place....

Al Fresco Dining

Open Kitchen

The Wine Cellar ~~More then 250 labels of wines
to choose from

Oppppssss, there's a so called look a like pub area for relaxing...upstairs...it was fully occupied so me no captured pic of it looo =( but it's really a nice place..with the cozy sourounding and nice sofa....=) with band playing songs....

HaPpy ButT dAy ~~ LuAn...hOPe u Njoy & hAve FuN
tHat NiTe

TOTAL COST SPENT FOR DINNER: RM577.30
WORTH EVERY SINGLE CENTS!

We ended up in BED with this lucky guy =P
for the next outing....YEAH!!!

2006-09-10T00:25:00.000+08:00

SeX fOr MeDicAl clAim....

It's another weekend for most but to me is WORK STRESS DEADLINES, WORK STRESS DEADLINES, WORK STRESS DEADLINES ......never ending !!!

So to get this blog going and not STRESSED out for being left untouch....here something for a big laugh...

This is a story revolve around Ah Lien & Seng Ko....
Ah Lien and Seng Ko lived next to each other....namely neighbour la dia pa....

One day Ah Lien & Seng Ko arrange an appointment with a sex therapist at ABC hospital... Upon reaching the office of the sex therapist, they were called in to meet the doc....

Doc: What can I do for you?

Seng Ko: Will you watch Ah Lien & me ush ush ah...we need your expert analysis?

Doc: *blink blink eyes Okey puzzly agreed.

After 30 mins later Seng Ko & Ah Lien finished their business ....

Doc: I don't see anything wrong with the way you ush ush and she ah ah...you may go now....

Seng Ko and Ah Lien left the doc office and paid RM60.00 ....
This happened several weeks in a row. Seng Ko & Ah Lien would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally one day....when they returned to see the doc....

Doc: Eh Seng Ko gua mianyak pening lar...every weeks lu mari sama tu Ah Lien, just exactly what lu trying to find out or show me ah?

Seng Ko: No ah no ah, we tarak want to find out anything. I tell u ah ...tu Ah Lien, sudah married and we can't go to her house.... and me also married and we can't go to my house. Shangri-la Penang charges RM250.00, Tg Bungah hotel charges RM280.00, Crown Prince charges RM230.00. So we do it here for RM60.00, cheaper... sum more can get that back from Medical Claim mah....

Doc: Bingung......

=P Muahahhahahahahahha

2006-09-07T00:31:00.000+08:00

mIlk miLk befOre bEdtiMe

After 2 days of MC and lazying at home...me back to work today.
Mai hai...moment reached the office I got SHOCK superb shock.....my whole cube was full of "SHIT"....tones of it....Get me almost 8pm before I can finished cleaning up that mess....

Walking out to the car park...the evening clouds was darn bootiful....I never manage to get the glimpse of the purplish pinkish orangish bluisshhh skies since got the job here in my **** co.
Too bad me doesn't have my camera to capture that wonderful scene...and my mobile sum more tarak camera.

Leaving the car park i keep hearing ~~~"yeah yeah yeah yeah...no camera phone no camera phone..." NOT my voice lar of coz...KNN iblis megacau pikiran...the voice keep kacauing me & forcing me thinking...MCB work like hell still can't afford to buy a camera phone! Still using a darn old phone which only can receive calls and sends sms, lagi teruk mau play the duck duck mp3 oso can't...

Apa lagi now days all the mui mui zhai, Ko Ko zhai who still skooling can get a phone with bluetooth, camera, able to play MP3 BUT me this ah ee....CAN'T AFFORD it....!!! feeling sick me just drove off ....

Half way me stop to ta pau....some wan ton mee...reaching the place gua mia blood lagi berbuih buih when I saw along the shops there, bootiful lanterns was hanging there....AND AGAIN I CAN'T capture it....(*thinking if can then I can blog about the mooncake festival lar b4 Kenny Sia did...muahhaha...kiasu lar me)

Ended up me reached home telan in the won ton mee + 4 teeny weeny won ton + 5 hiris char sui + 2 helai sawi, then get a bath n onn my laptop again (okay ni laptop bukan hak milik gua.......) as usual every night before bedtime...need lar me to left my footprints sama gua punya fav bloggers' site...

First....me check out Ang Gu Gu's site as he left me a comments ...thought he is back wanna say hi but seems not

Second me check out the UB's site...see he got complete his 6 random's tag ...tarak lagi...seems he mau kena d...wait I see him , I cuci kau kau.

Then visited sifu Wingz's site....learn Ah Pek can be so geng chau at 8o's, batang buleh naik banyak kali....

Fourth me chit chat chit chat sama Kenny...then get know he ada penyakit.....lepas drunk can craps out a good blog..so me ask for petua petua....

Last but not least me visited tu Ah Nel mia site....mata hampir terbeliak...stomach hampir hancur...when saw dia post banyak foods...walau eh....malam malam buta at 12.30a tengok this kinda of thing memang gua caci kau kau....DAMMIT...

Without thinking much, me grab my milk milk and suck suck suck.....SYIOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK baru puas hati gua....

Wei u olang think of what...it's My DUTCH LADY MILK lar......Susu Chocolate yang penuh lemak dan berkrim kaya dengan protein, calcium dan vatamin B2

2006-09-04T21:46:00.000+08:00

Crocodile hunter Irwin KILLED by stingray

Aiyah...me wanna blog about this today while on MC....but fucking wifi can't work, network connection DOWN..been spending hours to fix it.....

Now oni CAN WORK...!!!! no MOOD liao to blog...so check it out lar at Wingz's site.......

Among all the animals the HUNTER KING played with...he DIED coz of stingray...2gether we bow and pray for STEVE....RIP...

2006-09-02T17:41:00.001+08:00

KaMsiah...KaMsiah...KaMsiah...

This is dedicated to all who put a smile and brighten up my days....with all your wishes =) Kamsiah...10 u.....telima kasih....xie xie.....mmmm koi....oh

heheeheh this is not my present la.....
just wanna show some of my teddies collection nia =)

Just got ADOPTED yesterday...=) It's a gift from a bunch of colleagues...
THANKS Koko, May2, Luan, Cindy, Selvam, Cengie, SJ, Merce, Siew2

Thanks to all for giving me such a wonderful "SURPRISE" & good TREAT.Muahahahha...me promised not to blog on what's happened behind the scene...since it's a courtesy to kamsiah ppl with sincerity. Oh...BUt...lu guys need to brush up your acting skills oh..& well plan...keekekkekeke =P

My Buffalo Day received wishes:

Happy Birthday
By New Kids on the Block
BestAudioCodes.com

H@pPy bIrrrtThHhh...D@y, Ir3nE!!!:it's happy birday to u first
H@pPy bIrrrtThHhh...D@y, Ir3nE!!!:it's ur birthday eve today

chuan -- ?..: happy Birthday

Meh Lee: Happy Birthday to my sweet girl

Siew Siew: Just wanna wish u again ‘ HAAPPY BIRTHDAY ‘ !!!!! remember…ages just a number…(heheheh…) REMEMBER TO GO TO THE MOST HAPPENING PLACE TOMORROW FOR YR BIRTHDAY YA !!!!!

Yan: CA Trip.. hehe says: Happy Birthday to U
HAppy biRTHDAY to U
hAppY BirthDAY TO LENG LUI SIs
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUUUUUUU !!!

ST: A basket full of prayer, cares, loves special send to special person like you. Happy B’day….have a great day. God bless u always. Take cares

Sis & Bro-in-law: Happy Birthday to you! Hope we got it first and hope this time you receive the card. Wishing you the best year ahead !!

ah nel : just know its ur birthday today... Happy Happy always ya... :)

Percy: Happy B'day

Miin Yeow: Birthday gIRl, let me have a song to you 1st,
* happy birthday to u,
happy birthday to u,
happy birthday to lovely lrene,
wish u all the best and always pretty forever..yeaH!:>
best wishes to you, and wish u happy and healthy always.
KISS you.. Muaz............

Buttercup: HaPpy bIrdDAy…Blossom!!!

Kenny : lyn birdday ah? okok... hapi birdday to u LYN... kekekeke

chee cheng: happy birthday

Cengie: Happy bird day dear

Vamp ke: Happy BiRtHdaY to U….
hAppY bIrtHdaY to U…
HaPpy birthday happy BiRthDaY…
HaPpY BiRtHdAy to Irene chin aka kiam hu
Hehe happy bday n wish tat al ur dreams wld cum true n always b leng lui la

Siew Leng: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRENE

Mom: Happy Birthday 2 u. May God Bless U in d yet 2 come. Wish! cos wishes r alive

Darren: happy birthday ah jie

Aaron: To my dearest friend just send u a message to wish you happy birthday.
Have an enjoyable birthday celebration

Ling: Happy birthday

To b Continued......

SEPT 4 '06:

Soli dan Ampun beribu ribu ampuan gua harap di ampun if some of your message did not show up here...bloody hell this blogspot....I've been deleting and repost n delete n repost n delete n repost...till countless time to just get this UP with no ERROR...

Geez...been down with a REAL headache after the BIG night...
My eyes seems wanna pop out coz of the dizziness
My throat is totally swollen
My skin get rashes....all over..
My stomach bloated....
My br*** swollen....
My neck fucking stiff
My....ahhhh all not feeling well..JUZ one WORD...I AM DOWN DOWN DOWN...

Check out the ROOT CAUSED:

The SPECIAL mixed up COCK TAIL
the ONLY & ONE that can make u go on MC!!
Wanna RUN from work..check out the recipe

Ingredients:
1) Pipe water
2) 1 can sea coconut (per the consumption amount n size of the drinker)
3) 1 can lychee (per the consumption amount n size of the drinker)
4) 2 lemons
5) 2-3 cans of beer (according to preferences....)
6) 1 bottle of ribena
7) 1 bottle of 1.5ml 7-up
8) 1 bottle of 1.5ml 100 plus (errr hehehhee I make this up, as i think gonna taste better with it more ummpphhhh)

Steps:
1) Dump and throw the ingredients in...within 5 secs.....that is...
2) Last but not least...get a big FROZEN ice...and dump it in too..

WOILAAAAAAAAAA now you have the "COCK TAIL MCB" drink...gulp 5 cups of it..together with RED wine...& be at cloud 9...tiada kata seindah gambar...(errr...ada ini peribahasa kah??)

FOLLOWED BY:

No 1 SOUP.....

Ingredients:
1) Cili padi ~~ it should be more then 9 as spotted GUESS all must tenggelam lar..Bottom line....masuklar seperaba minyak...the more the merrier larr =P

Steps:
1) Not available....right protected to the cook ah...want it invite me for a pot luck , then you can taste it oh !! =)

Last BUT not LEAST:
You NEED to play with THIS...............is a MUST to complete the cycle and get YOUR MC...

HOW to play .....???
To be continued...after i recover OH..

GUESS WHAT THE FUCK is this
and you will
WIN....an ATTRACTIVE PRIZE!!!!

THE ANSWER.....

It's a LABBIT BALOON..

No winner .....of the guessing game BUT since Kenny had it almost near the answer... I cin cai cin cai consider it as 2nd runner up lar....

Wei Kenny...grab your prize below lah....AND BE PROUD to have a copy of it...Susah susah mia post ni....=P

2006-08-31T15:12:00.000+08:00

6 RaNdOm fActs 'bOuT mE

Aiyahh thought today MERDEKA day can get a rest and really celebrate the freedom to rest....oh mana tau...early early morning my phone keep ringing and ringing, call from office..WTH non stop calling even I ignore it..

Then syiok syiok watching tv, tak pasal kena tag by Ah Nel = (
Now I need to get my brain working for the 6 tags....aiyahhh Ah Nel oh Ah Nel.....

1) Coffee...Coffee...Coffee...~~ That's what my default morning drinks before kick off to work, else I will die on the way to work

2) Chili....Chili...Chili....~~ That's my default food too...ANYTHING without it I will die too....I rather have my stomach fighting inside and lau sai the next day then to go without it !!!!

3) MCB...MCB....MCB...~~ My new dictonary words..Okay not that I don't know this words exist BUT I used it more often now in every of my IM message...and it's been at the top of the chart NOW..over riding the old KNS words....hahahahhaah

4) Horror....Horror...Horror~~ I LURP LURP horror movie...any MOVIE involved KILLING KILLING KILLING, TORTURING TORTURING TORTURING..EATING EATING EATING will be my cup of tea....muahahahahh all my frenz frenz said I physco.....errr I oso have the kid side of self I LURP CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN too =p

5) R.E.L.A.T.I.O.N.S.H.I.P~~ I will love that someone sooooooo deeply if the "FEELS" exist. The longest I hold the feeling for someone is 9yrs... =o(

6) Pheww LAST BUT NOT LEAST~~I don't like to SLEEP....too much sleep make me not active..the more activities I have, the more ENERGECTIC I become...that's make my frenz wonder too!! What kinda of person I AM ! =/

Now sudah habis tulis tu....me was thinking this is more like a CONFESSION then a RANDOM FACTS muahahahahhaha....okok my turn to tag tag ppl liao.

Here we go....jeng jeng jeng....drum rolling......Our luckiest Blogers are:

@~~ Rojaks Daily lar who else

@~~ Kenny Ng

@~~ Unansweredbleakness
this guy again....Nv give up tag him till he really blog..hahah (using FORCE here)

More to come when I think about it hahahah ...now get to rest d =)
PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW .....sungguh LEGA!

2006-08-25T19:55:00.000+08:00

How un-Malaysian I am?

Hahahha with MERDEKA along the corner, there's so many funny and exciting blog created out there by all the GREAT bloggers..One of it of course is the WELL KNOWN & MY ALL TIME favourite blogger ...KENNY SIA...check out his latest creation of How Un-Malaysian Are You?

Below are my results WOW...GUY SEBASTIAN muahahahahahhah!!!

Congratulations Lyn , you are 58% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...

Guy Sebastian !

2006-08-24T23:47:00.000+08:00

Puisi Bulan M.E.R.D.E.K.A

ATTENTION: Puisi ini semata mata untuk penghiburan sekalian. Ia tidak ada kena mengena dengan yang masih hidup, separuh mati ataupun yang ada planning mau mati. Oleh sebegitu janganlar kait kan dengan gua punya blog kalau ade ade yang terbaca & menghadapi situasi yang sebegini...Enjoy lar sekalain adek2,abong2,kakak,datuk2,nenek2,YB2...alah etc etc larrr

8 hali lagi tiba la OGOS 31
Hari mulia yang kita patut bersatu
Bersama sama kita countdown hari itu
Sebabnye tu hali kemerdekaan Tanah Melayu

Tunku Abdul Rahman kita olang patut thank u
Kalau tade beliau takde lar hari itu
Mali adek adek abang abang kito berpusu
Pergi celebrate hari bersejarah buat Tunku

Berkibar kibar jalur gemilang di papan pintu
Berkobar kobar semua hati olang dan daku
Tersenyum lebor mulut dah lar tu
Kerana seronok dapat cuti dan berbulan madu

Melayu, Cina dan India janganleh berbaling batu
Kerana kito sama sama anak Tanah Melayu
Biarlar kito lupakan dendam dalam hati tu
Berjabat jabat tangan lar tanda bersejutu

Gua masih berperah otak mau kasi puisi bagus
Terpikir pulak keaadan malaysia sekarang dalam news
Harap harap hali tu tiada shocking news
Bomb sini , bomb sana rape sini, rape sana

Janganlar pikor Malaysia takde news bagus
Adanye proton kebanggaan dah cukup bagus
Disana disitu tengok ia berlalu
Dipandu rakyat Malaysia dengan laju

Eventhough harga minyak berlambung lambung
Kito orang masih mampu join golf membor
Politik kacau bilau lagi satu issue
Again di Malaysia masih tenteram no issue

Badwi Mahathir jangalah bertekak sama sendiri
Kerano ni tarak bagus di lihat mata dunia
Mahathir biorlar Badawi mengharung kempimpinannye sendire
U duduk lar rumah menikmati pencen duit sendire.

Oleh sedemekian tuan tuan dan puan puan
Mali lar ramai ramai kito berjuang dan melaung
MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! MERDEKA !! dan Malaysia BOLEH!!
Hidup lar MALAYSIA dan slogannye sebagai lamabang

Now tiba lar masa gua mau tag olang olang below
Untuk terus kan semangat kermerdekaan ini
Tiada lupa jugak gua sama sifu Rojak daily
Kerananye lar gua ada idea ini.

Below olang olang yg kena tag
Ini cuma untuk fun fun aje
Marilah kalian main main along
Main main sini sorang fun takde:

kAnzAk1's corner ~~Kennysia~~ Unansweredbleakness~~as time pass by

Rules: kalau anda kena tag tu...pergilar tag balik 3 org hang suka (okok gua suka tag 4 olang guat tag lar). ha lepai tu bagi tau diaorg yang hang tag them so they bulehlar join the FUN.Jangan marah kalau ada yg kena lempar kata kata cilaka...anggaplar org tu takde sporting lar..

2006-08-20T11:38:00.000+08:00

HoMe cOOk fOoD

=)..Yummy yummy...
It's been ages since I have tasted a home cook food...everyday either "tau pau" from the only nearest stall, or fast food on way back from home...the least will get a home cook maggie....

BUT not today.It's a sunny SUN, I got invited by R.Chef for lunch.
Menu of the day:

Heart of "siao pai chai" in Oyster sauce

Winter melon herbal soup

Mixed ingredient fried egg
(Hahhaa don't even know the ingredient)

Beef Pork rendang curry with overly cooked
egg plant and lady finger =)
though don't get to see all the ingredient but it TASTED good !!

Here the cast behind the scene (*identity and name had been changed to protect their expertise) of this WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL & INCUR POOL (err what this word mean???? ...have no idea,it's some word I learned from my art class sifu ..rhyme leh!!) evening:

Upon arrival, I was greeted by their PRO...
*Lily chieh aka sis in engrish.She obtained a 5 yrs of
experience in public relationship.First started as
GRO before moved to this career!!!

Next is the waitress cum dishwasher, *Mei Lan...
fresh graduate!!!

Last but not least....OF COZ is the CHEF lar
*Ah Fook specialised in mix food recipes (fave: Tomato sauce)
& had total of 12 yrs expericence.
Winner recipes: maggie mixed with tuna,
fried rice mixed with tomato sauce&????? (secret ingredient)
etc...

To be frank I don't get to interview the chef myself....the above details of course obtained from the one and only PRO....she was entertaining me as usual while waiting for the food to be served..
Will try to get a schedule to interview the chef in future OH...=o)

THANK YOU Ah Fook for the great lunch!!!

2006-08-18T21:09:00.000+08:00

I'vE BeEn SPAMMED laTelY....

Just recently I've been spammed by some sickening asshole who are so chicken out to use his/her name to drop all those message in my chat box..since this is ain't something I enjoy to blog about, me gonna make a short note to all the BLOGGERS out there...BEWARE....

This older list..for recent list scroll tru the chat box

17 Aug 06, 00:14
6:looks like pig

17 Aug 06, 00:14
6:whose ugly blog is this with ugly face?

17 Aug 06, 00:09
6:wwwww

17 Aug 06, 00:09
6:ggggg

17 Aug 06, 00:09
6:iii

17 Aug 06, 00:09
6:ttt

17 Aug 06, 00:09
6:yu

17 Aug 06, 00:09
6:hhh

16 Aug 06, 22:41
6:ugly

16 Aug 06, 22:41
6:6

16 Aug 06, 22:41
5:5

16 Aug 06, 22:40
2:23

16 Aug 06, 22:40
g:eweq

16 Aug 06, 22:40
g:asd

16 Aug 06, 22:39
g: 7

16 Aug 06, 22:39
g: 6

16 Aug 06, 22:39
g: 5

16 Aug 06, 22:39
g: 4

16 Aug 06, 22:39
f: f

16 Aug 06, 22:39
e: e

16 Aug 06, 22:39
d: d

16 Aug 06, 22:39
c: c

16 Aug 06, 22:38
b: b

16 Aug 06, 22:38
a: a
16 Aug 06, 22:37
ss: grade 3 hair on low grade face

16 Aug 06, 22:36
ss: ss

WTH...using all the numeric to identify himself/herself. Check this out at one of my Fav Bloggers site.... She been Threatened & Sabotage too!!!

2006-08-17T22:06:00.000+08:00

ASCII sMiLeYs..
WARNING: 18xx ~~DO NOT CONTINUE READING
IF U ARE NOT 18 & ABOVE

aiyahhh this is REALLY a long long long tiring list I need to come out with...just because i INSULTED B***k** LEE 2day....so to make it up..and SHOW my SINCERITY to *** LEE I spend my WHOLE NIGHT creating this purposely...for the ONE and ONLY ***2~~~@

:) :-) :> **Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
;) ;-) ;> **Winking happy faces
B-) **Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
8-) **Smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses
8-( **Unhappy smiley
:D :-D **Laughter
:-o **"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)/ User singing National anthem/Surprise/shocker
:-(**Sad or disappointed face
:-P :-r :-f Tongue stuck out
:-J**Tongue in cheek
:-#**Censored/User wears braces
:-$**Message indicating person is ill
:-& **Tongue tied/eating spaghetti
:-* :-x**Blowing a Kiss.../After eating something bitter or sour

:-(=)**Big teeth
<:-)**Dumb questions

-(**Nightmare

:^)**3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose

:*) **I'm drunk

:-{#}**teasing people about their braces

&:-)**curly hair

@:-)**wavy hair/Elvis

#:-)**matted hair

O:-)**Angel/acting innoncent

C=:-)**Chef

) :-) )-: **Masking theatrical comments
:-K-**Formally dressed

<:>==**A turkey
...---...**S.O.S.
O:O**A girl is mooning you
@*&$!%**You know what that means...
(O--< **A fishy message...
@}->-- @>+-+-- --<---@**A rose.
(-_-)**Secret smile
(.)(.)**big boobs
:/)**Not funny

:-)))**big smile/I'm overweight
:->**Sarcastic remarks
:-c**Real unhappy
:-< **Frowning/ Mad/Upset

:-}**Crooked Smile

:-i**Semi-Smiley

:-7**after a wry statement
(@ @)**You're kidding!
:-"**Whistling

:-V**Shout
:-w**Speak with forked tongue

:-1 :-,**Smirks

<:-O**User just saw a mouse, Eeek!
:-T**Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)

:-y**Speaking doubtfully

:-**Disgusted
:'-( :~-( :~(~~~**Crying

:-).... :-)~~~**Drool
:~)**I might sneeze
:-?**Smoking a pipe
:-8**Talking out both sides of your mouth
o=**A burning candle for flames

-= **A doused candle to end a flaame

.-)**one eye :-:**mutant

**The invisible smilie (muahahhahah)
:<)**User is a blabber mouth
:^{**For those with mustaches

8*)**Smile with glasses and moustache
B*)**Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses!

:<)=**those with beards too
:-=)**Older user with mustache
:-#**User with bushy mustache

@(*o*)@**Koala
.... (>_<) ....**Eminem

~~`\o/`~~ **Drowning user

(>'.'<)**Cat

18XX Column
[ ]=====================D**pennis
(_))===D~~ **Male ejaculation
\!/**A male lying on his back with legs spread
\*/**A female lying on his back with legs spread
AlA **Madonna's cleavage
( + )( + )**Fake silicone breasts

(*)(*)**High nipple breasts

(@)(@)**Big nipple breasts

{ O }{ O }**D cups

(oYo)**Wonder bra breasts

( ^ )( ^ )**Cold breasts

(_<>_)**An ass ready for action!

(_^?_)**Neat shaven ass

(_^_)**A bubble ass

(_^^_)**A bubble ass

(_*_)**A sore ass

(_!__)**A lop-sided ass

{_!_}**A swishy ass

(_O_)**An ass that's been around even more

(_$_)**This ass will cost you

(_/_)**An asian ass

(_~_)**A latin ass

(_x_)**Kiss my ass

(_X_)**Leave my ass alone

(_#_)**Pound my ass

(_##_)**Pound my ass even harder

OMG...it's 11:43p, blur blur d...still haven't managed to complete the list...puhhhhhhhhhleaaaaaaaseeeeeee someone please help me to complete..POST your smileys if you have any....

P/S: Learn more of this acronyms at Kenny's side...=P

2006-08-14T23:02:00.002+08:00

ALl yOu cAn fInd In MaLaySia ~~ haVinG fiNanCiAl proBlem??

Over budget...over budget...over budget...is all I can hear in my brain for this month.. Totally get myself in bankrupt mode...

Just early this month spent RM256 to service and fix my car. Clearing up my credit card debt of RM610 so that I can continue to swapped for RM2K+. With all the SALE going on now...it's DAMN so tempting...ended up I spent almost RM1K extra out of my monthly expenses of RM300...WOW that is HUGE... !!!

Just when I am in the state of choking myself to death....I finally FOUND the SOLUTION when my friend handed this to me. Bell ringing in my head: Think no more...seek no more...worry no more....the "Ah Loong" is here to HELP !! =p Lallalalallalallala

Wow believe it or not this is really one good solution provided...
INI kad serupa finanace....(SHIT) do they really mean FINANCE or what...? =&

Reading further down I noted "Serupa pinjam satu ribu, satu bulan bayar dua ratus lebih, bayar lima bulan atau enam bulan, hutang sudah habis....(hmmm can think of it huh!~~borrow RM1K, just pay RM200+ monthly for 5 to 6 months...your debt will pay off...WOW u tell me lar...bank ada kasi ni macam meh???)

Ohhh the best part is yet to come when I turned over the card...GOSH there's a calendar..*SMILING... Heheheeh can track PMS cycle....OR....*scrathing my head...GOSH this is specially designed to help US organized our loan pay date... (what a good service by them =D *2 thumbs up!!!)

Googling around for further information on them.....I found this: The first phrase captured my attention was WE ARE SELLING AH LOONG APPLICATION SOFTWARE !!! WAIT !!! are they kidding me??? Me excitedly....click click click.... scrolling down...

......to help you manage your loan account nicely.

Why use our product ?
- Easy to used
- Fast in processing
- No paper works
- Data is protected
- Instant variety reports (Walau eh...no wonder they are so high tech..can print the calendar.)
- The most important Due Date Report will not lose any collection payment on due.

Minimum System Requirement
Pentium 4
128 RAM
20G HDD
Windows XP SP2

Optional Software
Microsoft Office Crystal Report (you can customize your own reporting)

"GENG" the new potential business....had expend itself in Malaysia...... =D =D =D
For those small Ah Loong chai...NO capital to invest on this software....????? No worries.....all is being well taken care of.....just opt for this application form for your customer =P

Ah Loong for DUMMIES...here's a handy information for ya:

Don't like to read ...then listen to thier advertisment larrr...

AH-HA - Ah Long Bukit Beruntung

2006-08-13T23:34:00.000+08:00

HaPpY bIrtHday ......to Our dEAreSt "MuI muI zhAi"

This was dedicated to our new recruit member....WELCOME to the "mentally unstable" club !!

Scene taken at RED BOX ~~ Gurney...=)

how I miss mine =(

Duet song from Relau idol ~~ WOW see this mui mui zhai just turned
21 sudah naik gairah, aiyah I wonder what she gonna be then after !!

Do he sounds SUCKSSS till need to protect his identity??

Hahahha everyone can't remember the lyrics =)

Chee Cheng having a sweet moments !

Sorry oh aunties & uncle no $ just can afford this
hehehehe

Mui Mui Zhai really easy to satisfied
happy with a slice of cake

Ouucchchhhh my head feels pain

YEAHHHH finally get May2 on camera

2006-08-07T02:13:00.000+08:00

nEw stYle.....

Been lazy lately haven't get anything to blog about..EXCEPT I got a new hair style...

2006-07-25T22:14:00.000+08:00

hUnGrY GhOst MoNth...

Finally the ghost month arrived....today is mark as the start of the ghost month according to the chinese calendar. Worst there'll be 2 ghost months instead of 1 =). Believe it or not guess you better watched out and stay in house as it's known as the month represents a connection between the living and the dead, earth and heaven as well as body and soul. Within this few days only, many sudden and unexpected death was reported.

Mon Jul 24 - Royal tragedy
Tues Jul 25 - Actor Hani Mohsin dies
Tues Jul 25 - Woman loses mum and hubby within days (really sad sad story)

Just walking back home today, I noted along the roadside sumptuous meals are offered to these ghosts, as well as prayers and the burning of 'paper money'. Looking up to the park nearby my place, there's lie this manson which believed to be haunted. I was thinking will "she" be back? , will I be able to capture "her" picture? Should I look out for her? (weird wondering).According to some source there was once a couple who lived in the manson. Knowing the husband had an affair she committed sucide and hung herself wearing red clothes (chinese believe this is a way a person who died can stay in the world to continue their "unfinish task"/revenge)

It's believed her spirit had been wondering about for years and it's been seen by many and even posted through some chinese newspaper. Some source even stated there's used to be a monk who prayed for her in late evening everyday so her soul may rest in peace.

Soon after the monk passed away, a temple was built there. To some it sounds really eerie...you ask me do I? Hmmmm at first I think so but my friend told me..the ghost is a chinese ghost so they will only hunt chinese and since I am Christian they won't know me (but I still look like chinese mar) kakakkakaka...after all he is Ch-indian and they don't know him too.

2006-07-12T00:19:00.000+08:00

LyN gEt AwAy aT SiNgApOre

Some may wonder about my "missing in action" .....I've been to Singapore for a more then a week. Of course this is not my first trip but it just yet another trip here! Having lots of fun !

FrIdAy:
Arrived at Spore, got myself check through the custom, my sis n bro in law picked me up and headed home. Rested and started my 1st day journey.

Went to Causway point and get myself a minicure. Costing S$22 +S$8 (design). The service ain't that good compared to the one I got at Gurney mall. Too common here probably. Luckly I got it for FOC =) ~ my sis paid for it !!

At night spent S$17++ in Starbucks at Ochard...aiyah what an expensive meal...what to do my cousin pre-birthday celebration.

sAtUrDaY:
As usual my first intention is to visit Ang Mo Kio for my fav pig trotter aka "tu kah" ~~in hokkien ah..to respect the non chinese reading this I ain't gonna describe that in detail or have any other translation...just check out the pic to identified it.

Got caught up in traffic when heading to pick up my cousin (who don't eat "tu kah" or anything to do with "tu").Managed to snapped some pic while caught in the jam. Real long q. After picked up my cousin we headed off to Teck Ghee food court. This is where the best "tu kah" you ever find...yummy yummy....

Look for Eng Kee Bak Kut Teh stall. See what I mean, with those food award it got (pic above).
Errr...don't ask me about the "Bak Kut Teh" here. Never try that before. But if you love the taste of MSG then you may wanna try out. =) heard that is how the soup is like...

Total cost of our lunch = S$4 per bowl (excluded rice)

Next my 1st time visit to Jurong Bird Park ~~felt like never seen a bird before, guess I am the one that captured almost 3GB of pictures there...Get to "act" during the All Star Birdshow (me being the attention of the world) ~~Got another FOC admission ticket ...from my sis's co.

Admission+Pannorail ride (Adult =S$20&Child =S$10 (3-12yrs))
Admission (Adult =S$18&Child =S$10 (3-12yrs) : I would suggest you walk!!

Having a really really FUN Time !

Supper time : Went to Chomp Chomp at Serangoon Gardens Way....The food there NOT bad at all EXCEPT for the lime sugarcane juice...YUCKSSSS tasted more like a hand wash water for cleaning up serve after having seafood !

SuNdAy: BIG BIG BIG day for my Cousin...Sheryn "HaPPy BufFaLooo Day". Dine in at Grand Hyatt Singapore Hotel for Asia buffet...WOW cost my sis total of S$132.90

MoNdAy: Canceled plan to Sentosa (raining oh!) ended up Shopping!! Shopping!! Shopping & Shopping - Great SALES in Spore =)

At night went to visit another animal zone (Night Safari) (seems my whole trip this time is visit animals animals and animals) Been wishing to visit since few years back but never get it accomplish till this trip. Trust me!!! worth every visit. With over 900 noctural animals of 130 species inhabiting there and it's the first wildlife park with a night view. You got to explore all those animals with a close watch either through walking trails on foot or take a tram ride.

Eh mai siao siao it has been the winner of Singapore Tourism Awards' Leisure Attraction of the Year 6 times eh!! Just paid S$20 (entrance) + S$8 (train ride - adult) & S$4 (child : 3-12 yrs). You can enjoy the animal show too....hehe this time me not the attention of the show

tHUrsdAy: Skipped Tues & Wed ~~Shopping again Loh! Traveled to Geylang to satisfied our urge...wei what you thinking huh?? ~~ people went there for "Frog porridge" lar "Kong Po Tin Kai" in contenese. BESTTTTT...me too bzzz eating no pic available....kekeke

S$16 "Kong Po Tin Kai" + S$4 White porridge

Got some durians and mangoesteens back for late supper...Oh petua orang tua after eat durian need to take magoesteen to avoid too heaty...Never know this till my sis introduce to me =)

FriDaY: Continue my shopping spree...............at Orchard, Bugis, OG, etc etc etc.

SaTuRdAy: Last hour shopping at Jurong, then to Causway Point to filled our stomach with my fav toast...at Ya Kun Kaya Toast (Shit the owner does not allow me to snap any pic...hhmmm seems like many places in spore does not allow photography...KNS...scared ppl curi their idea konon)

So just managed to grab this...to identified it...Eh this one is a real good toast..LOVE IT!

9.30pm Leave Singapore on my business class bus...Cool..spend S$55 for the ticket....

2006-07-05T23:32:00.000+08:00

DuCK....DUcK..gOn3 tOdAy (OωO)

leaved a ducky ducky

sweet duck prints in my heart !

2006-07-01T00:27:00.000+08:00

mIssion AccOmplIshed

1100a: Woke up ~~ started to grab my laptop next to my bed...online saw my friend IM me during I am asleep kekeke ignore some of them (what I suppose to do, it's passed msg mah)
1130a: Still lazying on the bed, chatting with a frenz
1145a: Called up FL to see she interested to go Matta fair (don't put much hope in it ~~ she another mental unstable gal)
1147a: Toot TooT...received msg..(WOW real Fast =) ..when you least expect something you will awes get it haha)
FL:"Yea at home, where you want to go after matta fair?"
1150a: Exchanging sms...
1200p: Decided...going OUT
200p: Fetched FL with MY
230p: Have lunch (GOSH it's really a late lunch; MY was starving to death hehehe)
245p: Went to withdraw $
300p: Waiting outside the stupid maybank...some technicians repairing the machine
315p: Walked over to PBB to check my acct balance =( noted not much cash ....
318p: Still waiting for the technicians...
320p: Waited n waited n waited...get fedup, walked to the techicians
L: ecik, bila siap, lambat lagi ar?"
E: yeah yeah...lambat lagi
(shit...babi betul...tell ppl lar.....awal awal *mumbling)
330p: Droved off and went to Alliance Bank
345p: All machines DOWN ! (WTF...every machine oso down)
400p: Drove to PISA...(whole placed crowded with auntee, unclee, ah chee, ah ko....)
415p: Parked my car after turning n turning n turning up the darkeness multilevel car park....(what a sickening place....damn dark..)
420p: Went to "Brothers" ~~ check out the car player... recommended by a frenz
430p: Make up my mind...to get my player...(FINALLY...got a cheap -n- affordable player)

*Okay it's ain't superb as others..but I am REAL PROUD to have it...at least it had several basics functions (detachable, manual dimmer, direct track access,tuner, multi-color LCD, can play MP3, CD, and even it's anti shock.... hehehe at LAST I don't have to drive in peace !)

435p: Leaving to drove my car down for several "gina kia" to help installed ...some conversation exchanged .....
GK:Aiye how come you don't come see me, I can get comission mah
L:OhOh same lar now I see you oso get wor. Eh eh go n drive my car down lar..ah ee "bo lat"
GK:Aiye shud look for me earlier can get comission mah
L:Now same wor....
GK:Bla bla bla bla...
L:Okey...I go take myself lar..
GK:NVM NVM NVM...come come I go, where where to take
L: *snatched back the car key walked off mumbling.....ah ee oso u want to play play...
Several GKsss: Huh what you ah ee, bla bla bla...LOL.......(oh oh...at least me ah ee oso gina kia can teased teased n interested to make conversation..sure lot will say ppl wanna make business sure la enterntain u...WHO CARE...I syiok buleh la)

440p: Came down paid RM 400++ for this player...gee..POK KAI !
450p: Walked to the PISA hall.... KSN kena paid entrance fees RM2
500p: Entered the hall started to collect brochures and gifts....(Kiasu lar...sudah pay RM2 so need to collect as much possible mah...just to proof we too shown up at the fair)
600p: Journey end at PISA hall washroom.....

Proof I am at the wash room....with my baloon teddy
(Got this after begging the clown to do it for me kakakkakaa)

620p: Took my car...AGAIN gina kia...non stop teasing hahaahha...even wanna get my mobile....
L:Wanna get my mobile???
GK:Yah yah, you dont' give hw to find you ah?
L:Track me down with my car no plate oh...(ah ee try to raise her market value...CILAKA betul hehehe) ; Drove off .....to Penang road.
730p: Reached Penang road...parked the car ...(SHIT kena charge RM4 per entrance), heading towards the market...bought 5 packet of asam jawa...cost RM10 (not BAD)
740p: FL's stomach growling, (pura pura kok!- saja wanna eat) - ended up she gulp a bowl of all time fav PG road cendol
745p: Heading to our next destination....Sg Nibong bus station & BJ court
815p: Reached Sg Nibong bus station....got my ticket to Spore....cost RM50 lagi and left.
820p: Reached BJ....turning n turning n turning up to the multilevel car park again...(GOSH this time is better at least...it's brighter)
830p: Heading off to the mall...FL get her spec fix, MY got her self a pair of jeans n me...get my gift box....n card ..at last..all present ready for Mon

few samples of my own created earings..
okay okay it's not clear I know, will blog abt this once I get my a new digi cam ....

1000p: WOW it's 10p, we still stuck in the mall for the last rush hour search of FL's CDR...
1020p: Get out from the mall ...heading for Bayan Point..pheww gonna fill our empty hungry poor stomach
1030p: Dinner TIME..(yummy yummy yummy)
1130p: Stop by to joined the crowd for pirated DVDs CDs viewing(Eh...we ain't get any of it...we fully support ORI DVD & CD *cross my finger!!!)
1200p: Dropped FL & MY and bid both of them good nite.... (Left with happy and satisfied face...) 1215p: Reached home....take shower....n dropped myself to bed...

Mission Accomplished
for the day...=o)....smilingly snooozeed off to dreamland

2006-06-29T00:47:00.000+08:00

L*Y*N befRiEnd KeNnY sIa

A happy Thurs morning <062906>...got a message replied from Kenny Sia...yes the one AND ONLY Kenny Sia...so this blog is a tribute to him the amazing, funniest, creative, hillarious blogger...name it whatever you wish...

He ain't a celebrity for those who "might not hear" about him (sounds silly...mostly would, I bet)

TO ME Kenny is more then a celebrities (check out his site and you would agreed wif me) .. *grin* I admit I would rather spend my buzzzy & quality time reading his news vs the actors & actress scandal!!!

You got to learn a GOOD deal out from it...Hehehhe...thinking of the CONDOM....he shared about kakakakkaka!! So take a look at this pic...to recognized him if you ain't know who HE is ...

Hmmmm guess I will send him another message to let him know.. to capture more n more n more n more pic, at least I have the options to choosed which one I like and paste it here...just to fit my blog space...and design..Huh!

Picture grabbed from http://www.kennysia.com/

2006-06-28T21:51:00.001+08:00

FuNny mAlaYsiA nEws

Tuesday June 27, 2006

Incentives for marrying and converting orang asli

(100% effective way to increase the population+fully utilise "govt $")

KELANTAN will offer RM10,000 to each Muslim preacher who marries an orang asli woman and naturally converts her as part of renewed efforts to propagate Islam among the 3,000-odd community in the state.

State Religious Affairs committee chairman Hassan Mahamood (PAS – Tawang) said the same incentive was applicable if the preacher was a Muslim woman who took an orang asli husband.
Asked if the preacher may court the orang asli as a second or third wife, poor the MUSLIM WOMAN, NOT EARNING AS MUCH ! (>o<) uh...we might see another headline soon "MUSLIM WOMAN" allow for polygamy & are allow to marry > then 4 hubby...> Hassan said it depended on the individual.

The latest figures show that in the past five years, 2,904 of some 3,000 orang asli who reside in Gua Musang and Jeli districts, embraced Islam on their own free will. Hassan said the state government was unhappy with the conversion rate of the orang asli, who traditionally did not subscribe to any main religion.

Besides the monetary incentive, the preachers would also receive free accommodation, a four-wheel-drive vehicle and a fixed monthly allowance of RM1,000.

CONCLUSION: all the Muslim preachers need ONLY to marry 4 wives to make a living ...

my math calculation:

Muslim preacher marry 4 wives= get 4 car + 4 accomodation + FIXED MONTHLY SAL

To earn good living = sell 4 cars + rent out the 3 places...

Need I say more???

2006-06-26T23:16:00.001+08:00

guYs....gUys...GuyS..

This is not suppose to be the blog of today....I should write "me-n-my-love" update vs this f***ing stupid-idiot-shit-bastard guy!! (ooppss sorry for all the xxx words)

I'm started to get phobia with word "guys" (okok admited NOT all the guy), just specifially for the @^$*@$@&$%&@$%@$% guy. Arrggghhhhhh !!! I am out of control. *breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.....phewwwww... much better now.

FUCK!!! today am totally blank of how to express this..all I knew is I am feeling totally on fire, a hot burning fire inside!!!

I totally can't get it right no matter how many times I tried to get this brain thinking and pondering ..... how can guy simply came into your life in a sec and claimed they are so passionately in love with you, bringing along their thoundsand of promises and the I jump, you jump sweet talks BUT then within another mins......digging out the 101 reasons of "how good you are to them and they don't deserve you" then just stab u hard through the heart...and leave you bleeding to death!

It's been countless time I've been stab with the sharp knive YET...I never wake up *banging head on the pillow ~~not eh stupid to bang on the wall leh! Feeling really hurt this time AGAIN, it was like the history repeating it over and over again.

Am I the one that being foolish to love so deep? to give in so much ? and trusted a person so easily???? Come on...someone pluezeeeeee slap me will you!!! Juz wake me up for once and for all !!!

9 yrs back, the same thing happened, I have this close friend who betrayed me after sharing with her of my rship problems ...after 9 yrs now...I encountered the same feeling, though how much I wanted to believe, there's always a true friendship, which we get so often to wrote it during our schooldays....Friends forever, Friendship last forever bla bla bla...F***ing shit !!!

Guess throughout this life either I was being curse with the wrong guy or curse to trust people so easily ....to open up.... and share my whole fucking life with them...CILAKA BETUL!!

Blame not on anyone BUT myself....so GOD PLUESEEEEEEEE let the curse END here!

P/S: WARNING SIGN: "I like you or you are someone close I can talk too but anything is possible, but I'm warning you because I like you, I don't want you to get hurt so it should be no commitment at this time...it's like if i didnt like you i wouldnt' care attitude ~~translates into guy-speak as:

"Well, I fancy you and we could have sex but not in the market for a commitment right now, so don't get upset with me if we do have sex and nothing comes out of it."

"They didn't know what they wanted or who they were. It was an experiment to try and find that out"

"He still wants to fuck other people."

2006-06-26T01:02:00.000+08:00

mY wEeKeNd OuTing

Saturday ~*~ went out for a dinner at paya terubung, ordered myself a "jawa mee goreng". First time eating the ever spicy jawa mee goreng....yum yum it tasted so good...was it coz of the chilli or no comparison to do =) .... After feeding the hungry stomach which just got 2 "siew pao" the whole day, feeling satisified, we headed off to Bayview Beach hotel for the night out at the beach..joinning the crowd for beach party cum World Cup viewing organized by the HITZ.FM...

Whole day was raining thought it won't be that crowded but SURPRISE!! FOC stuffs..what you think leh....

Being like..."katak di bawa tempurung" I was walking towards the beach with eye balls keep rolling left right, left right...hehee too many people in aka beach style there..too excited !

Entering the gate, gosh...guess who I met there...my "bootifuuuuuul" colleague..standing there talking over her mobile n GUESS what is she in....JEANSSSSSSSSSSS !! Oh NO NO ...thought this is a beach party... *better stop talking about her here... she might read this...or the other colleagues will (if they do, they better zip their mouth)

Strolling through the crowds, we trying to squeezed ourself thru to take a glimpse at the stage... a couple of DJ's was there...saw JLo, Joe, the 8Tv host (err what his name d) , group of the Hitz.fm ladies crew wearing bikini...=) dancing on the stage, BESTTTTTTTTT ! (of coz excluded the one in black bikini with the "body oil" eyeweeeeee) guess she suits more in the Tamil movie...some more non stop juggling her "bak yui" there...

The night was fun...dancing, singing and enjoying the breeze...we hang out till 1am+ ...before left, time to send our CINDERALLA home...THANKS guys for the night out. Mentang mentang lo ah yee long time no party or clubbing...this one will do also lo!

Sunday ~*~ Woke up about 1p (quite early eh) after I snoozed off at 5.30a on Sat.

Dragged myself out from bed,take bath, make a coffee and ate 1 1/2 "kuih balu" (is it the right term, err don't care la). Logged on to my laptop and started to work.

4.45p feeling hungry, IM my friend for laksa, went out at 5.30p, picked my friend one after another.....ended up NO LAKSA for the day =(. Running out of time for our TOKYO DRIFT movie...drove back all the way to BJ. We bought ourself a ticket...stomach started growling and making sounds...so we decided to grab McD before movie start.

Lucky day for the 4 of us, we get free chicken McDeluxe (2 eh). No different with the rest of greedy Malaysian.... (wei we have the blood flowing in us leh what you think ah) we kept it lar for our snacks later.

Of coz it's not me who took it..pray hard lar the one that ate it. Hopefully the stomach don't get upset tonight. =)

Opppsss I returned 1 of it to exchange for my McNuggets. Urged for it....so much!! so no choice though just swollen a set of chicken McDeluxe. What to do...my cholesterol level still not at HIGH RISK....heheeh proven report shown :

[ =) can enjoy more then McNuggets from now on!~~anxiously waiting for this report for almost 2 weeks, so pay back time TODAY]

7.15p get seated in the cinema...enjoy the relaxing time...watching the movie which nothing much then just a movie without a story but just cool shiny, loud, fast car and the most...cool chick..better then the one we saw at the beach !! Overall hands leg all up for this movie eh...

Bet...after this there'll sure be a Penang Drift at Teluk Bahang hahahaha =0)

check out the trailer at: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fast_and_the_furious_3_tokyo_drift/trailers_player.php?IGNMediaID=1546452&playerType=videolarge

lots more about it at: http://myspace.com/tokyodrift

2006-06-23T01:09:00.000+08:00

fAlLinG sIck AGAIN!!!

Yesterday & the day before:
Again falling sick and was out from work for 1.5 days. The whole body was totally exhausted, physically, mentally and emotionally tired. Went off to bed early about 8p+. Trying to get to bed then but the whole body was shivering and sweating, I felt suffocated and can't breath....my mind was blackout....I can't think of anything at all...

In the darkness, all that flashes through was the emptiness feelings, being alone and I kept drowning, drowning, and drowning in the pool of tears....for the first time after so many months I cried to my sleep AGAIN...

Today:
I woke up early in the morning feeling dizzy and weak, pulling myself out from bed, take a shower and trying to work. The head was so heavy I ended up lying on the couch and took 2 aspirin and snoozed off till late afternoon...

In the middle of my sleep, I was awaken by the sounds of the chime in my bedroom... outside the wind was blowing so hard....forcing the clapper to tune to it melodies, suddenlly it reminds me of the gift's owner...

I was listening to the musical instrument played by the little piper chime...the musical effect when strucked really creates a pleasant sound....remembering once I was told, the flute player actually symbolized happiness and joy and it's believed to bring prosperity and abundant too.....and I believed at that time this gift was meant for the purposes.

Somehow, somehow at that moment, my tears suddenlly rolled down...thinking was it really bringing happiness or just the other way...???

2006-06-21T00:31:00.000+08:00

HuRt sO bAd

"Hurt so bad" ~~ my feelings since June 18. A day I shall rememeber for ever.

A day where I've been hurt so badly which a thousand words won't able to describe how this heart felt.

Mixed feeling of broken promises, trust, disappointment, betrayed....and MOST OF ALL feeling like a stupid person on earth.

Feeling like SHOUTING out to the world of how heavy this heart is...somehow everything just ended up in silence....... listening to this songs, it's just expressed my feelings at the moment.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~

灯光也暗了
音乐低声了
口中的棉花糖也融化了
窗外阴天了
人是无聊了
我的心开始想你了

电话响起了
你要说话了
还以为你心里对我又想念了
怎么你声音变得冷淡了
是你变了
是你变了

灯光熄灭了
音乐静止了
滴下的眼泪已停不住了
天下起雨了
人是不快乐
我的心真的受伤了
我的心真的受伤了

"The future is unclear now. Instead of hoping for what it could be,
I will just wait and see"

2006-06-13T23:41:00.000+08:00

i dRoWneD a LiZaRd ~~in memorial of "Lizzy"

Gee I was supposed to write this yesterday, but just waiting for another day to see what karma can happen to me !! =) *smiling sheepishly....Ok Ok I ain't a bad person..come on I just drowned a lizard. It's not that big deal as I used to know someone who will hit and killed it. Comparing it with him....

Yes....it may sounds bad of me, but who knows it might live after being flush of to the bathroom hole. After all no one know whether are they capable of swimming..

I have a frenz who really believe in karma and believe if she did something bad, she will experience the karma in a day...Guess at least I waited till a day to laugh about it, after drowned Lizzy yesterday while taking my bath..

Eh...Lizzy really scared the hell out of me when I saw it lazying resting at the bathroom sink.
I really don't mean to drown it, just teaching it a lesson...by splashing the water and make it swim...seeing it swim just make me feel funny kekekekke so I decided to drown it....=)

I did thought of saving it but it was too eeeeeeeeeweeeeeee to touch...and the most is, it's been upside down struggling through the water...then...thinking it might be able to swim so ...there it goes...to the hole

I did pray for it last nite...and even mourn for it. Hey...after all this blog was tribute to it...so guess it will RIP. Hmmmm wondering should I make this as Lizzy anniversary..

Dear Lizzy,

I may not sound apologetic of what I did but I really do felt sorry. Actually I did asked my wise frenz, will there be any reborn in next life....Oh he told me, I might be born as an animal specifially stated as "Kiam Hu" aka Salted fish in my next life so guess this life you are lizard then you will be borned as a human....so this ain't bad at all huh.... ????

So RIP larrr......

2006-06-12T11:08:00.000+08:00

sEpt iS coMing......

How true is that I will be having a big turning....is it that co-incident or ????

The Bottom Line

Proof of your progress arrives. You're closer to the finish line than you thought.

In Detail

Get ready for some real proof of your progress to appear. Things have taken a turn -- a strong turn. The tough choices you've been making are paying off big time and people are taking more notice of the unique perspective that you bring to every conversation and meeting. Relationships are fading to the back burner of your life right now, but that doesn't mean that you're not in the thoughts of the people who love you. They are watching you soar and cheering you on.

2006-06-10T00:25:00.000+08:00

wHiCh OpTiOns I hAve tO cHoOse???

What my Horoscope said about me 2day.......

Even if you don't feel one hundred percent sure, move forward. Luck is with you.

In Detail

Sometimes you just have to go on faith. You're at a crossroads right now -- and time is running out. You need to decide soon which way you're going, and you won't have the luxury of knowing all the information you want to know about your options. The good news is that you're in a very solid lucky phase, and your instincts can fill in the blanks and help you take a calculated risk. So even if you're not completely sure, go in the direction that just feels the most comfortable now.

Huh it's the worst decision to make though luck is at my side.... =(

2006-06-08T23:14:00.000+08:00

fEeliNg sIcK & LoSt

Today am out from work, feeling sick...been in bed whole day. Migrane attacking me again causing me to vomit....and feeling uneasy...

Hate this kind of sickness. When it happened it's just grab away my energy and can't think straight. Leading to me feeling lost now...huh AGAIN??? I really seriously thinking, do I really have mental problem??? hahaha *sounds scary if anyone read this.

Lately been feeling lost again...anything just anything doesn't make me feel good at doing it, worst still I can't really bother about doing it at all....I keep pushing myself and reminding myself to try hard n harder to make life more meaningful yet it still doesn't work...what is happening here....???
Today I vow to at least carry out some of the following tasks:

- Continue to read the book which been meaning to complete it sometimes
- Spend time traveling home to see my parents
- Go to bed early
- Paint picture or anything I used to like
- Make some memories
- Exercise more, join dancing class or anything
- Spend more time with frenz
- Visit someone who is lonely....*guess I am the only one ppl shud visit
- Find time for myself
- Just sit and listen to music...best still enrol in guitar class
- Get a massage
- Seek out forgotten frenz
- Sleep under the stars..spend whole nite at beach
- Laugh a little...
- Laugh a little more...
- Apologized for being too busy
- Swim
- Speak about love, build my trust in it
- Befriend silence * MOST IMPORTANT
- Watch sunset/sunrise
- Baked/Cook anything... *only if I know hahahaha
- Get a group of frenz together for a cup of coffee and hang out
- Traveling to places I longed to visit...

- Take scuba diving classes.....

Huh the list can go on n on n on...but will I ever get any of it in action....???? =(

2006-06-06T21:23:00.000+08:00

heY...dO i LoOk liKe I'm mArrIed wIth KiDsss????

Do I ????

Do I ???? Do I ???

Do I ??? Do I ??? Do I ???

Do I ???? Do I ??? Do I ??? Do I ????

2006-06-05T03:32:00.000+08:00

fInalLy....

It's 3.10a...finally I got all my blog transfered here. Gee it's really tough having to cut and paste all my previous posts from a different template and having all the alignment running out.. =( and getting my fingers feeling numb.It tooks me so many days to finally get it all here phewwwwwwww.....

*yawn, my eyes is dropping yet still forcing it to open wide just because today it's gonna be the end of my long weekend...tomorow back to work argghhhh thinking of it make me feel sick !! The weenkend seems to passed by faster then I thought, though have another xtra day off, somehow still don't even get enough rest !

GOSH just hate this STUPID company which makes me
feeliing SUCKS all the time !!

2006-06-01T20:59:00.000+08:00

JuNE 1st

June 1st...what a good start of the month..the day which I will never forget, the most funniest and humiliated day in my entire life ! Hahahaha thinking of it now even make me giggle! Silly me...

It's the day "Sean" is being recognized by my whole "8" geng !

Sean was having his first new hair cut (He really looks weird and funny) and as usual I was updating a frenz of mine of my so called "my love". And just right during lunch time, they came to pick me up and being my usual self I was complaining about how the hair cut does not suit him and even worst with him wearing PINK colour shirt.....and bla bla bla...aiye as usual also none of them was paying attention to me...I supposed lah..till..we reached our destination.

*Thanks GOD for arranging this...as we came out from the car, there was "my love" with his bunch of frenz. Even worst was 1 of my frenz happened to know him....GOSH ! There he shouted "hey buddy, what happened to your hair..." On the spot, another frenz of mine noted he was wearing the PINK colour shirt and straight shouting "OMG...don't tell me he is your love" SHIT.....paaaaaaaakkkkkkk there goes my hand on my frenz back and me jumping hysterically like a monkey...the hit was so loud that everyone sitting there was staring at me...blushing...(the worst impression to the crowd and most of all...Sean)

I was cursing myself the whole day for being so chatter box else none of this will happened.The worst is yet to come....without even realizing that actually my frenz don't quite get it that he is the one, even after the lunch time incident, I again..being too talkative...IM my frenz and asked how can he knew him and bla bla bla....then only to realized he was blur on the topic but it's too late...I have revealed my own secret ...the rest is history till NOW!

Lesson learned that day ....SILENCE IS GOLDEN!!!!

2006-05-30T20:32:00.000+08:00

sEan wHo???

=) "s.m.i.l.i.n.g" a good start to write this blog. Those reading this will surely feel the sunshine happened in my life lately....opps probably should put as today only. It may go away by tomorrow probably ( mentally not stable ~~ what my frenz labeled me as)

Ok forget about my mental state...the topic here is more on *Sean (name had been changed to protect the individual privacy)...

"Sean..."unconciously this name had distracted the happenings of my day since his existance few months ago. Where he came from? Have no idea, he just suddenlly appeared in my life and guess I just realized it lately !!

Where ever, when ever Sean around, I am simply unable to concentrate enough to engage in every task I am doing, there's something unexplainable with this connection. I don't know exactly why but it's just felt amazing and it's even make the difference to the way I breathe each time.
There are days when I would like to spend the scared hour taking a quiet time to just focus my attention to him. It is often at this times that I find my soul wondering into his world and he being the center of the thoughts.

Slowly allowing all other thoughts to flow out of my mind and over few mintues my mind is able to still and the only sound heard is the pounding of my heart beat. There's a joy inside me and I felt like a kid jumping up and down when they are given sweets or a new toy to play with.

What suprised me the most was the cause of this happening. All the hard day encountered before me is gone....nothing seems to matter anymore. I'm fascinated with the feelings Sean can implant to my daily life. By the end of the day...my face will be shine with the S.M.I.L.E which he and only him can make it happens.

*Gosh I felt I am like "young teenager" who just had a crush...or was it LOVE?

2006-05-14T03:37:00.000+08:00

hAPpy MoTheR's DaY

"Happy Mother's Day means more
then have a happy day.
Within those words lie lots of things
We never get to say.

It means I love you first of all,
then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean alot to me,
And that I honor you.

But most of all, I guess it means
that I am thinking of
Your happiness on this, your day ,
with pleasure and with love.

How much I love you I can't say:
it's more then words can hold.
You're all at once my rich, red clay,
My potter and my mold.

Yours the words that shaped my voice,
the spirit within me.
Yours the will that shaped my choice,
My fortune, and my sign.

How lucky I was to have had you
At the core of me!Wise and good,
you always knew
Just what I could be.

And so I came to be someone
Whom I could be proud of.
For this I give my swollen sum
of gratitude and love

Mama..haPpy MoThEr's daY ....

WiShing yOu tHe WoRLd haPpIneSs No mAtTer WhERe U arE!

2006-04-10T22:49:00.000+08:00

1 mOre trY

Tonight is a silent night, there's barely any sound except for the songs "One more Try" playing over the radio...a song of a lovers who give up and been through and now seeking for a chance to give each other one more try on the love they gave up....

The song keep me thinking, trying out again on a lost love..........

Will it still be the same as it used to be?
Will it be a good start or just another mistake after all?
Will it leads to another hurt ?
Will it leads to another pain?
Will it leads to another lost ?

Answer: ????????????????????????????????????

2006-03-24T07:38:00.000+08:00

wHeN i SaW yOu FoReVeR fiRst TiMe

When I saw you forever first time
I knew you are the one
You didn't say a word to me
But love was in the air

Then you held my hand and pulled me into your world
From then on my life has changed for you
Now I'll never feel lonely again

Caused you are in my life
Love how can I explain to you
The way I feel inside when I think of you
I thank you for everything that you showed me
Don't you ever forget that I love you

Love I know that someday real soon
You will be lying next to me
Holding me so tight
So I will always be yours
Although we can't be together now
Remember I am here for you

And I know you're there for me
Whenever I long to be with you
I just close my eyes and pretend you are here

I see you, I touch you, I feel you like real
Nothing can ever change what I feel inside

How long must I be far away from you
I don't know but I know we are one

2006-03-18T04:32:00.000+08:00

sAv3 tHe laSt daNce fOr mE

Check this out..... the recent hot korean movie ...... Eunsoo (Eugene) is a pure but unsophisticated woman who runs a small resort inn with her father. Eunsoo is just an ordinary girl, but her life changes when she meets a man (Ji Sung) who's completely lost his memory. She takes him in and cares for him, and even gives him a name: "Baek Changho". Love blossoms, and soon wedding bells can be heard. But on the night of their wedding ceremony, Eunsoo's father passes away. And soon after, Changho disappears too! In the blink of an eye, the two people Eunsoo loves most in the world have left her. But Changho had his reasons for disappearing: his real name is Kang Hyunwoo, and he's heir to a large conglomerate. Even more, someone is plotting to kill him...

@~~** Give My Love Of -**~~@

When I look in your eyes I can see that you
Want to be with me but you're so scared
And I don't know what to say or do
But the tears keep falling from your eyes
And I know that times won't change my love
And I can't do nothing to keep you

*Oh, I'll give my love Oh when I hold you tight
Give my love through kisses oh so bright
And you know that I can't change my love
Take my love all through the night.....

As the hours pass away
You think that love ain't here to stay
Feel a beat from your chest
But you don't give doubt a moment's rest

You dream the future and all you see is the dark
Listen to your heart, baby
The truth will set sparks

Now I'll give my love oh when i hold you tight
Give my love through kisses oh so bright
And you know, that I can't change my love
Take my love all through the night....

Now i'll give my love oh when i hold you tight
Give my love through kisses oh so bright
And you know that time won't change my love
Take my love all through the night...(*)

Enjot this lovely song@:http://www.muchmusic.net

@~~~**Our Love Will Always Last**~~~@
(English Ver - Edward Chun)

As we walk this land
Side by side, hand n hand
I know that some coulds may pass
But if we hold on tight
And love with all your might
Then the thorns in our life will never last

And the roads may sometimes be unpaved
You may think that our love cannot be saved
Though the world out there
Maybe cold to all we share
I have you, to take me throught the night
And if we hold on tightAnd stay true to all that's right
Then baby, our love will alwyas last....

See the sunrise in the sky
Kiss the sunset as we lie
At night, I'll never leave your side
But I know someday I'll be gone, and you'll be gray
Oh, darling, wish that I could heal your pain...

Though the world out there
Maybe cold to all we share
I have you, to take me through the night

And if we hold on tight
And stay true to all that's right
Then baby, our love will always last....

And if we hold on tight, stay true to all that's right
Then baby our love will always last

2006-03-16T20:20:00.000+08:00

tiLl tHen.....

"Life ~~ a simple words but yet hard to be understandable..Lately been thinking and wondering, "what life really means?" As stated in Oxford dictionary: it carries the meaning of:

1) the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth and functional activity.
2) the existance of an individual human being or animal.

3) a particular type or aspect of people’s existence: school life etc etc etc...

As much as how the dictionary may want to define it, I doubt “Do life have a definite meaning?”. We may landed here like an alien from some lost spaceship, without knowing the real purpose of our landing, or it maybe we are here due to the force of karma or perhaps we landed here for our own choices.

When I was young I used to think what I want to be, what job I want to ended up with, whom I want to meet and the list goes on and on and on… Life is full of surprises…as it never leads you to the way you plan it to be…~~at least this happened to me.

I often asked “If life does not have definite answer and I am not going to find out the real meaning of it does that matter?” “Do I really bother so much?” If life is meaningless without any real purpose or destination…why don’t I just kill myself and end the life? Why I bother to live on and keep finding and searching….???

Perhaps I should take a friend’s advice: The definition of it is lies within our hand, you can choose to give a life meaning through your actions or just don’t question it at all when you are lost or without direction, what you need to do: Let the life guide you to it and you will sure end up in somewhere.

The most important thing is the process itself and the experience in life you went through. Today you may have what you have now, you may be with the person you claimed to love but will all this be the same again in another next coming 10 yrs or 20 yrs….Nothing is everlasting……

I may not fully understand how life can be a guide if we don’t guide it to the destination …… so I got to hang on and find out and that’s why it gonna “bother” me to live on and have fun while I am doing it……=)

Till then I will find the true meaning of LIFE………..

2006-03-14T07:34:00.000+08:00

"tIme fLiEs alrIgHt, But wHicH wAy?"

If I may distract the world for a sec........

Can someone show me the direction??

.......Probably I rather be lost

xo)

2006-01-22T21:23:00.001+08:00

CoUraGe....

Learn to love the people who are with you at present
Forget the people who are with you at present
Which lead you to love the people you have right now.

When you love someone, you'll do crazy thing you can't explain
You'll deny the truth and believe in lies
When you love someone, you sacrifice,
give everything you've got and don't think twice
You risk all no matter what

Everything in life is temporary because everything changes
That is why it takes courage to love
Knowing it might end everytime
Having faith will make it last!!

2005-09-16T22:40:00.000+08:00

aNothEr tHoUGhts Of LoV3

This blog was shared to me by a friend ...and it's really captured my attention and I wish to share it out to those out that who enjoy reading the previous blog in this site....

If you're afraid to love a person because of friendship,
You have two choices:
either tell what you feel and let the love take place or
hide the feeling under a friendship full of pretensions

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds
But when these two worlds collide and become one,
that's what you call magic !

Love can never be so beautiful without friendship.
One leads to anotehr and the process is irreversible.
The best of lovers is the greatest of friends!

I like you because you're my friend
and because you are my friend I care
And because I care, I love you.
I don't love you because you are my friend
I love you because I do !

Sometimes I've asked myself, what would make me happy?
To think that I have everything else, I get what I want.
Then I realized it ws YOU, too bad 'caused it's you that I can't have
I can't choose who I'm gonna love,
but I also can't love who chooses to love me.

And you can't blame me in choosing to love you
as much as I can't blame you for not learning to love me.
I'm sorry if you can't love me the way you loved the one before me,
so I'll let you go find her and hope someday
you'll see that the true love you're looking for was the one who set you free.

"How can I say goodbye to someone I never had?
Why do tears fall for someone who was never mine?
Why is that I miss someone I was never with
and I ask why I love someone who's love was never mine?"

Isn't it funny we're trying to catch the attention of the one we think we love,
We hardly notice the one we're really looking for was just there.
You don't notice them till they are in the arms of someone else.

Food for thought, think of this:

Have you really cared for someone more then expected?
have you ever tried to love him despite of all the pain?
Will you keep on loving him as he whispers someone else's name? Will you?

It's better to lose your pride with someone you love
rather then lose that someone you love with your useless pride.
When you love someone,
don't expect that person to love you back the same amount.

One of you will be head, the other behind.
it's either you catch up or the other waits.
When you love, you must not expect anything in return,
for if you expect happiness, you're not loving but using.

Ture love hears what is not spoken,
and understands what is not explained,
For love doesn't work in the mouth,
nor the mind, but the heart....

Love is like standing on wet cement,
the longer you stay the harder it is to leave
and you can never go without leaving your prints behind.

Don't love a person like a flower,
because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river because a river flows forever.
Loce doesn't have to have a happy ending,
cause love doesn't have to end at all.

Never be afraid to fall in love,
It may hurts a lot, it may give you aches and pains
but if you don't follow your heart,
in the end you will cry even more for not giving love a chance

Love may leave your heart, like shattered glass,
but keep in mind that there's someone who'll be willing
to endure the pain of picking up pieces
so you could be whole again.

The cruelest thing a guy could do to a girl is
to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall!
and fooling around with her feelings like they meant nothing.

Posted on the blog by: iFLEW @ 12:00 AM

2005-07-17T04:03:00.001+08:00

whAt's LoVe is AlL aBouT

What 'Love' is all about.. I want to share this to all those who have loved and been hurt, those who haven't loved at all and those who are just about to discover the beauty of this dynamic emotion.

When you think of your past love, you may view it as a failure. But when you find a new love, you view the past as a teacher. In the game of love, it doesn't really matter who won or who lost. What is important is you know when to hold on and when to let go!

You know you really love someone when you want him or her to be happy, even if his or her happiness means that you're not part of it. Everything happens for the best. If the person you love doesn't love you back, don't be afraid to love someone else again, for you'll never know unless you give it a try.

You'll never truly love a person you love unless you RISK FOR LOVE. Love strives in hurting. If you don't get hurt, you don't learn how to love. Love doesn't hurt all the time, though the hurting is still there to test you and to help you grow. Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall. You just fall.

You cannot finish a book without closing its chapters. If you want to go on, then you have to leave the past as you turn the pages. Love is not destroyed by a single failure nor won by a single cares. It is a lifetime venture in which we are always learning, relearning, discovering, rediscovering, and growing.

The greatest irony of love is LETTING GO WHEN YOU WANT TO HOLD ON and HOLDING ON WHEN YOU NEED TO LET GO. We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us even more than we can love ourselves.

On falling out of love, take some time to heal and then get back on the horse. But don't ever make the same mistake of riding the same one that threw you the first time. To love is to risk rejections; to hope is to risk failure; to reach for another is to risk involvement; to expose your feelings is to expose your true self; to love is to risk not to be loved in return.

But isn't it living is to risk of dying? Risk must be taken because THE GREATEST HAZARD IN LIFE IS RISKING NOTHING! How to define love: fall but do not stumble, be constant but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, hurt but never keep the pain.

Love is like a knife. It CAN STAB THE HEART but it also CAN CARVE WONDERFUL IMAGES INTO THE SOUL THAT LAST FOR A LIFETIME! Love is supposed to be the most wonderful feeling. It should inspire you and give you joy and strength. But sometimes the things that give you joy can also hurt you in the end.

Loving people means giving them the freedom that they choose to be and where they choose to be. For all the heartaches and the tears, for gloomy days and fruitless years, you should give thanks, for you know, that these were the things which helped you grow.

Loving someone means giving him the freedom to find his way, whether it leads towards you or away from you. When you give your heart to someone, you're also giving him or her the power to tear and break your heart into pieces. Love is a painful risk to take but the risk must be taken no matter how scary or painful, for only then you'll experience the fullness of humanity and that is LOVE. Only love can hurt your heart, fill you with desire and tear you apart.

Only love can make you cry and only love knows why. If you're not ready to cry, if you're not ready to take the risk, if you're not ready to feel the pain, then you're not ready to fall in love. There was a time in our lives when we became afraid to fall in love because every time we do, we get hurt, then I figured that's why it is called falling in love...

2005-04-16T09:40:00.002+08:00

FrIenDs

~~Lok~~mE~~JoV~~GiSsElLeS~~

A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place

@~~ That's the true friendship~~@

2005-04-06T11:41:00.000+08:00

I never thought that I will spend my time in doing this blog thing...though I enjoyed reading others blog (without they knew I even read it ~ usally I dont place any "trademark")What am I doing with this now...?? Errr..I am still figuring it out.
Most probably I just wish to write something without even been traced by anyone intruders at my own home sweet home.

There, finally i decided to get this started. Maybe as I alawys did to others, no one might even know the existence of my blog..anyhow that is not the main point of it..so who cares !